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Hottie Report Card: Kate Hudson

09.23.2016by: Droz

Next week we got Kate Hudson playing the MILFy wife waiting at home with the kids while her husband Dirk Diggler fights for his oil-rigging life on the DEEPWATER HORIZON. We've come a long way with Kate since she had her big debut role in ALMOST FAMOUS. She's gone from playing bangable teens to bangable moms - a natural progression for someone who comes from such great hottie stock. Seems like it's well past time to give her a grade for all the fine things she does in pursuit of hotness. Let's see how she does.

I'm sure many of you could name other women in the celebrity world with what you would consider prettier faces than Kate. That's fine, because my assessment here isn't just about her merits as a straight up beauty, which are fine btw. I give her an "A" because I find her pleasant and calming. Her mug pleases me, especially when she cracks one of those super happy grins she stole from her mom. There's nothing snotty or stuck up in Kate's face that I can find. It's those kinds of faces I like to look at the most.

Normally my inclination is to frown when implants become a thing associated with hotties. However, I feel it's only fair to give Kate a pass for her apparent augmentation. Those who were familiar with her initial boobs situation back in the day will recall how she really didn't have much in the way of boobs. This made a little silicone assistance understandable in her case. To Kate's credit, she didn't go crazy with her boobies bonuses. She clearly understood all she needed was a little sumpin' sumpin' extra to better fill out those red carpet gowns. It's worked out well for her.

Where once Kate was deficient up front, she's never had any trouble in the back. The quality of her ass isn't so much a matter of outrageous size or anything over the top like that. It's more of a cute, grabby kind of butt. She's got the sort of backyard an ass man is gonna have a tough time leaving alone. I know I'd probably drive her nuts with all the pinching and squeezing and rubbing I'd be doing with her ass, were I her regular thing. I couldn't help it though. It's just so cute.

Kate joins a growing group of famous hotties who stay almost unnaturally trim even as their late 30s creep in. Us normal people with advancing years usually don't know a whole lot about this kind of prolonged slimness. However, when you're famous and loaded like Kate, you have the motivation and can afford what it takes to embarrass teenagers with your great body as you lay by the pool. There was a time when this kind of extended warranty on body goodness was unusual or at least noteworthy. Nowadays it's virtually commonplace. That's not a knock against Kate. She looks great. She's just got a lot of company here.

Kate has been in a lot of stuff in the last 20 or so years, but am I alone in still remembering her best for ALMOST FAMOUS? I'm fairly certain there is a significant percentage of Kate fans out there, for whom talk of her brings to mind images like the one below of shaggy fur coats, Robert Plant hair, and Kate talking about the finer points of being a not-groupie. Maybe I'm just stuck in the past. Or maybe it was just that good a movie. All I can say for certain is that for me, Kate has yet to surpass her big break for sheer entertainment value.

Kate was raised by her mom, Goldie Hawn, and her step dad, Kurt Russell. Does that sound like the most awesome way to grow up or what? I can only dream of what such an upbringing is like, but it seems like one positive result of having parents like these to emulate is Kate's relatively down to earth, authentic personality. Sure, it's likely celebrity life has imbued her with a certain amount of entitlement, what with the tendency for celebs to be waited on hand and foot. Fortunately such things haven't dictated the nature of Kate's personality. She's kept herself a sweet, decent, real human being. This is a most refreshing and rare thing in the sorts of packs Kate runs with.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties

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