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Hottie Report Card: Kate Bosworth

09.11.2015by: Salacious Crumb

Alrighty, kiddos! It's time to get out your pencil sharpeners, safety scissors, FROZEN-themed portfolio folders and whatever other tools you may need to determine Kate Bosworth's precise temperature of hotness. Now, it's quite possible some of you have nearly forgotten about this hottie, but it's even more possible some of you are still angry about her turn as Lois Lane in SUPERMAN RETURNS, when it's really the movie itself you should be outraged by. Well, this week Kate becomes (somewhat) relevant again by starring in the drama 90 MINUTES IN HEAVEN, alongside Hayden Christensen, who's yet another case of franchise kryptonite. What could go wrong? On September 25th, you can also spot her in the Mike Flanagan-directed horror BEFORE I WAKE, which is about lucid nightmares. As for now, let's dream of better, hotter things...

If there's a line somewhere between "perky" and "pretty", you might say Kate has hovered along that line throughout most of her career. Rarely do I ever her anyone commend her for being "hot" unless she's accommodated with a swimsuit, à la BLUE CRUSH. Of course, that's not to say she doesn't fit in well with the hottie universe. Kate also has what is known as sectoral heterochromia, meaning one of her irises is partially discolored from the rest. But hey, some guys dig that kind of mutation. Just ask Professor Xavier.

While many words can be used to describe Kate, "voluptuous" isn't likely to be one of them, so I'll try to get through these next few subjects without sounding like an even less laptop-trained piggy (if possible). To say Bosworth's backside isn't slightly endearing would be false, but it just barely exceeds past your average hottie's. In all fairness, Bosworth has a pretty solid resume when it comes to candid and non-candid shots of her bum, which is more than I can say from some hotties with a lot more luggage in their storage compartments. 

Kate has given her "kitties behind the curtains" their moments to shine time and time again, and a professor couldn't ask for much more when it comes to just pure effort. Over the years, there may or may not have been instances of deflation and inflation, and some may argue this is why cheeseburgers are a good source of estrogen, a.k.a. boobie fat. However, after looking through old comments on her stories, it's clear that many schmoes seem to think she's always been lacking in this department, but pehaps images like the one below would beg to differ. 

Between Winslet, Beckinsale and Upton, girls with the first name "Kate" seem to have pretty diverse body types, though none of which the everyman is likely to pass up. This just goes to show how much personal taste matters, as many wish Bosworth had a little more meat on her bones. Personally, I don't think a few extra pounds would hurt, albeit it also wouldn't be a game changer. Those other Kates got nothing on her (with the exception of my future hostage-bride Beckinsale). She's also come damn-near-close to mastering the "profile shot", but that's mostly thanks to her ability to arch her back like a circus runaway. And it'd be a shame for such a talent to go unappreciated.

No need to delve further into how disappointing SUPERMAN RETURNS was. There are plenty of other selections from Bosworth's filmography that are worth mentioning, like BLUE CRUSH, THE GIRL IN THE PARK, WONDERLAND and STILL ALICE. Her roles in those movies gave her a little more to deal with than, say, WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!, and she's even garnered some admirers of her acting capabilities. Movies with a lack of hype of public interest such as THE WARRIOR'S WAY, HOMEFRONT and STRAW DOGS tend to drag back down to the middle, despite not being completely crap (just mostly). Hey! Is that a bikini?

Following the success of BLUE CRUSH, Bosworth was set to become a breakout star, and was ranked #34 on Stuff magazine's list of "103 Sexiest Women" in 2003. You'd think something went terribly wrong with her career shortly after, but it was Kate who kept herself out of the limelight. She's claims she was never a social butterfly growing up in a small, cookie-cutter town, even stating the following: "Whenever I hear that I'm on the brink of stardom, I feel like I want to run into a cave." Well, I'd be happy to join you in there, Kate.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

 

Source: MovieHotties

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