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Hottie Report Card: Jennifer Connelly

08.25.2017by: Droz

Many of us have been nutty about Jennifer Connelly for over 30 years now. Yet despite the passage of all these years, Jennifer continues to be a stunning woman. Seemingly in a bid to make sure everyone is aware of this, Jennifer has delivered unto us a series of fantastic bikini moments over the course of the past year or so. It's an impressive thing to see just how great Ms. Connelly looks in her mid 40s. Still, days of younger Jennifer hotness are hard to forget or ignore. So with the goodness of her past and present in mind, we're gonna do things a little different for Jen's Hottie Report Card. We're giving her dual grades both for what she serves up today and what she did back in the day, just to see how the two iterations of her measure up. Which version of Jennifer do you grade higher?

It's odd how persnickety I can be about someone I enjoy so much. Must be a part of the job I guess. One area where I have no quibbles to make about Jennifer is anything having to do with her looks. There's never been a time when I thought she could be prettier - quite the contrary. Her face is one to which I tend to compare other faces. If I had to pick one face to look at for the rest of my life, it would be Jennifer's. That sounds like the epitome of hyperbole, but it's true. She's just about everything I could ask for in a gorgeous female. She's so much more than stunning.

For many fans of Jennifer, this category might just be the most controversial. Those who have ridden her bandwagon for many years wonder what happened to her once engorged rack. As you can see in the image below, girl was impressively stacked right up until the turn of the millennium, after which there was a rather stark shrinkage to her cup size that has become the norm to this day. Some like to speculate about breast reductions and whatnot, but I don't believe this is the case. Those days of increased cup size saw Jen much curvier than more recent years. And as you may know, weight loss in women often begins with the boobies. With this in mind, I'm left to ponder where I find Jen best represented when it comes to racks. Being all about the larger breasts must make me a fan of her past exploits here. But truth be told, I'd gladly take hold of Jennifer's boobies at any point in her time on the scene.

My thoughts about Jennifer's ass are pretty much the same as with her boobs. Her assets there were once plenty good for anyone, but then got a little scarce once she slimmed way down in her post A BEAUTIFUL MIND days. Being of a fuller body in her youth gave her an equally fuller ass, which is what I like to see in asses. Plus, it's Jennifer's ass, which also vaults it up to a higher esteem level over other famous hotties. Truth be told, Jen's backside is a secondary consideration. I'm way more consistently caught up in what's happening on her front side. I do have to give her credit for keeping herself as tight as she is back there. This goes for most things related to her physical person.

Jennifer's early to mid 90s hottie sweet spot remains one of the most exciting times I can recall for any famous hottie when it comes to the build of their body. There was so much glorious visual evidence of just how well put together she was during those days. It remains one of my favorite periods of potent hotness for any hottie who has ever graced the celebrity scene. Today's Jennifer isn't quite the same woman she was in those far flung days, but for someone of her age, she remains a wonder. Most humans aren't nearly this tight at the point Jennifer as reached in life. She might not have the same proportions she once did, but Jen nonetheless impresses far beyond many of her contemporaries here.

I've had mixed feelings about some of the directions Jennifer has gone with her career. She has done many memorable roles and stands as a fine, Oscar-winning actress. Yet it's her fondness for pushing the limits as an actor and thus going to some dark places that vexes me. There have been moments I was genuinely appalled at what I was seeing from her. This kind of reaction was clearly intended, but being such an ardent fan of Jen made them disturbing on a whole other level. I'm not advocating for her to limit all future roles to nothing but Marvel movie voice acting or family movies. Girl obviously has the right to do with her talents as she likes. Just don't always expect me to be down with it when she goes to those darker places as an actor.

I can find no valid reason to think less of Jennifer based solely on her personality. She's an ambitious woman, but also devoted to her family and relationships. She's been with Paul "Vision" Bettany for 14 years now and seems to have a healthy, happy relationship with him. She's an Amnesty International and Save The Children ambassador, where she advocates for clean water and children's rights. So, basically, she's doing a lot of good with her fame instead of flaunting and reveling in it like an asshole. That more than makes Jen par for the celebrity course these days.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard, Melissa Benoist, Ali Larter, Demi Lovato, Elle Fanning, Brie Larson, Monica Bellucci, Rachel Weisz, Marisa Tomei, Nathalie Emmanuel.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung, Emma Roberts, Cara Delevingne, Emma Watson, Brooklyn Decker, Joanna Levesque, Demi Rose.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson, Iggy Azalea, Miley Cyrus.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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