Latest Movie Hotties Headlines

Hottie Report Card: Jamie Chung

12.02.2016by: Droz

There are a few select hotties to turn to when you want a mix of sweet and sexy. Bringing together adorable faces and bangable bodies is one of the more intoxicating synergies I know of. Yet even within a relatively specific subset of hottie characteristics, there are still individuals who stand out. One of the best examples of this particular combination of desirable traits is Jamie Chung, who seems to be a near constant ray of sexy sunshine. But is she sweet and/or sexy enough to get high marks on a Hottie Report Card? We're gonna see.

I don't want to get caught up in any blatant Asian fetishism. For one thing, I don't think it's a fetish to find certain people attractive, or a specific combination of features attractive. That said, even if you aren't necessarily crazy for Asian girls, I can't imagine anyone ripping on someone who looks like this. Jamie's face is sweeter than a spoonful of sugar - twice as much when she smiles. She's got the kind of face I could look at all day, everyday, and never get tired of it.

Being as petite as Jamie is makes it entirely appropriate she not have a ginormous rack bouncing around underneath her bikinis. I would consider it strange if she did have boobs like those. Not to suggest having huge tits on a tiny body is wrong or bad. It's just unusual. Typically when the ladies develop small frames, their boobs act accordingly. But hey, at least she hasn't gone and had her modest sized boobs enhanced with any unsightly implants. This is all completely natural Jamie.

One downside about those who sport a skinnier frame is how such bodies handle the ass area. There are all kinds of butts in the world - some big, some small. I'm not one to give all my love to one kind of ass to the exclusion of all others. I like to think I'm open-minded enough to recognize the rewards of many a booty. However, I do have difficulty appreciating those with little to no ass at all. But it's okay, because while having a nice ass is good, not having one is by no means a deal breaker for my Jamie affection.

Jamie is a great example of the whole being greater than the sum of the parts. Even if she's not graced with the biggest rack or the plumpest ass, bringing the entire Jamie experience into view makes those individual pieces become fairly inconsequential. This ultimately makes Jamie above nitpicking for me. So what if one part of her isn't my ideal. Another aspect of her compensates for it. Thus is maintained a consistent level of Jamie goodness throughout.

There have been some ups and downs on the Jamie career chart. After all, most people who come to fame via The Real World have a taint to their celebrity which predisposes them to an eventual return to obscurity. However, Jamie has parlayed her reality star origins about as well as any other alumni from that show has. I wouldn't call her the best actor I've ever seen, but she's okay when the role is within her capabilities. Sure, some of the movies she's made were pretty bad, but she has the capability to come across as one of the better aspects of those bad movies. For me, any chance to see Jamie comes with a positive aspect. But I wont delude myself into thinking it's all been top notch work.

I find there's a lot to like in those who go through life with a warm smile and a genuinely friendly demeanor. That's got to go double for anyone who routinely gets chased around by paparazzi and still manages to maintain a positive attitude. I don't think I've ever seen Jaimie descend into entitled celebrity mode. I can't say for certain she's not capable of such things, but even if she is, I have yet to see her let on to that. It may be mostly speculation on my part, but until I hear differently, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume Jamie is the salt of the earth.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties


Latest Movie News Headlines


Featured Youtube Videos

Views and Counting

Movie Hottie Of The Week


Latest Hot Celebrity Pictures

{* *}