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Hottie Report Card: Iggy Azalea

12.30.2016by: Droz

We cover all kinds of hotties around here. On one side of the spectrum you got the sacred hotties, who seemingly can do no wrong in most people's eyes. And then you got those on the other end. I like to think of these as "guilty pleasures." They're the equivalent of the dumb movie you enjoy, despite whatever popular opinion might be. Iggy Azalea seems to fit into the latter category. You might not actively despise her, but chances are you aren't proclaiming your love or lust for her from the rooftops either. Curious how such a polarizing hottie like Iggy will stand up to a full on Hottie Report Card evaluation. Let's end the suspense and find out.

I actually found Iggy kinda cute when she first broke on the scene. She might not have been the most beautiful one, but she had an appeal as the unlikely rap star from down unda doing her own thing with little concern for anyone else's opinion. But then the trappings of celebrity quickly began to bring out another, more superficial side of Iggy. Soon thereafter she began to alter herself into someone quite different from the person we first met. This was when the infamous WHITE GIRLS comparisons began. It's kind of a mean thing to say, but I can't honestly deny the similarity.

To be honest, I never gave much attention to Iggy's boobs. I was far too distracted by her ass to care. It wasn't until she got implants that I bothered to disapprove. I know there are some who couldn't care less about natural or fake. While Iggy's implants aren't terrible, being so obviously fake still pretty much ruins them. Give me a modest natural rack over an overstuffed fake one any time.

There's a lot of folks claiming Iggy's ass is just as fake as her boobs. Could be. She's admitted to getting other parts of herself done, but staunchly denies her rather sudden enlargement back there is anything but legitimate. I suppose I should be just as bothered by a fake ass as I am fake boobs, but I don't think I am. Obviously the natural addition of fat to one's backside is preferable. Yet if someone decides to have something put back there by some other means, I'm not gonna complain. The effect is all the same in the end.

Even if some of her parts are artificial, one does have to acknowledge that Iggy at least keeps herself in shape. If you're one who is bothered by the trend of women in modelling and music and elsewhere letting themselves chunk up, then you should find something to like in Iggy's rock hard physique. Granted, some of it is rock hard because of the fake parts inside, but I'm sure it all feels fairly similar from the outside.

I like to think of myself as broadly-minded when it comes to music. You'll find everything from modern hip hop to classical symphonies on my playlist at any given time. This said, the stuff Iggy presents as supposed music is, in my own personal opinion, utter shite. I'd rather listen to the screams of murdered puppies than any of her so-called music. I don't know who listens to her stuff or why they do it, but my guess is they all have some sort of grudge against the auditory centers of their brains.

There was, at the beginning of Iggy's rise to fame, a sass to her public persona I found refreshing. She wasn't trying to bullshit anyone. She did and thought and spoke as she liked, opinions of others be damned. She still has this attitude about herself, only now her indulgences have strayed into Kardashian like melodramas involving other annoying celebs, most of which gets played out on social media and tabloid pages. Now I wish she was the sort to keep her opinions and life choices to herself.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties

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