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Hottie Report Card: Haley Bennett

10.07.2016by: Droz

We gave Haley Bennett the Face Off treatment a few weeks ago. She's so nice though, I think it only right she get a Hottie Report Card as well, seeing as how 2016 has quickly become her year to shine. But then Haley has always shined bright in a variety of ways. She sings, she dances, she acts in all the big movies now. She's also beautiful and hot as hell. Sounds like someone with a lot going for her - enough that she can easily hold her own with the best of the best we've graded thus far. Now let's run Haley through the usual obstacle course and see how she does.

Haley's face is kind of magical in the way a change in the ambient light or the expression on her face can totally transform her. She turns her face in one direction and she becomes Jennifer Lawrence. She faces a different light, she's Cate Blanchett. She goes blonde with one role and looks a certain way. She goes red in the next role and you can hardly even tell the two are the same person. Sometimes I could swear she was Asian, other times she couldn't be more European if she tried. Most famous people look the same way whenever you see them. Haley is a chameleon - never the same face twice. I kinda like that.

As with most hotties we see around here, I find nothing especially terrible or intolerable about Haley's boobs. From what I've seen of them in the few occasions when she's let them out, it would appear she has a fine set. One impressive quality Haley's boobs seem to have is the ability to look massive when smooshed into something constricting, as evidenced by the Career pic below. However, when let out to exist in their natural state, they're at a healthy "B" for me.

I have fond memories of Haley's ass, particularly in this scene from MUSIC & LYRICS. I went into this movie expecting a dismal chick flick experience. And then Haley showed up, doing this little dance supposedly in honor of the Buddha. And just like that a movie supposedly for the ladies, began to encompass a whole new demographic. Haley's booty shaking skills didn't do much for my now defunct relationship, but it did solidify her in my memory forever. Sure, this may not be the most engorged or frequently seen ass out there, but it will always be just fine by me.

Cigarette's aside, Haley has maintained a perfectly fit and trim body since coming onto the scene around 10 years ago. Better than that, it seems to me that she may have gotten even better as the years have passed and she's gone from a teen girl to a full-fledged woman. The positive results of these passing years have spoken for themselves in movies, magazines, and miscellaneous moments recently and I have no doubt they'll continue to do so in years to come.

The surprising news for those who might not be up to snuff on their Haley history, is how fairly busy she's kept herself since debuting in 2007. She has over 20 movies to her credit thus far and more in the queue, pretty much all of them leading roles. Yet for many folks, she's just now becoming noticeable. I'm not sure why this is has happened. Some peculiarity of fate or just not-so-great timing? Who knows? The important part is that Haley is finally getting the acknowledgement she deserves. Personally, I think she should sing more. She's got a lovely voice - better than some who sing for a living. She'd be spectacular as one of those actor/singer types.

One possible reason why Haley may have stayed under the radar is her relatively normal personality. She isn't the sort to seek out the limelight and all the attention. No larger than life or bombastic tendencies, no drama or "look at me" antics from her. She comes across to me like any normal person you might know in your life. When she's not on a screen, she's keeping to herself. This is probably why Haley has had a little trouble handling all the interviews and appearances she's done for the big chat shows in the last few weeks. You can tell those are not her thing. Despite being in the big time, Haley has the same trepidation to fame you or I might have. I find this refreshing, even heartening.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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