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Hottie Report Card: Emma Watson

03.10.2017by: Droz

Next week sees Emma Watson return to the world of fantasy and magic with the premiere of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Emma is an obvious choice for Disney princess come to life, being already in the hearts and minds of billions across the globe still stuck in the world of HARRY POTTER. Now she's helping a whole new generation of young girls learn about disappointment through unfulfilled romantic expectations later on in life. It's doubtful any new gig is going to supplant the importance of Hermione Granger to many a former youth's pubescence and current adult's creepy obsessions. What this movie's flirtation with bestiality does provide us with, at the very least, is a good reason to issue Emma her very own Hottie Report Card. So let's cut the shit and give her some grades already.

There are two kinds of people in the world - those who find Emma Watson completely gorgeous and those who wouldn't go that far. Chances are many in the first group are gonna be rabid Potter fans. The second group consists of people like myself who never got on board that franchise's bandwagon. I've always stopped short of calling Emma unattractive, because I don't think that's accurate. She can be and quite often is very pretty. I get divided on her tendency to revert to a tomboyish look in certain lights and states of grooming. I'll grant she has the ability to clean up well, even spectacularly. But without the polish, she's just okay.

I never gave much thought to Emma's boobs until a few days ago when the pic below came out. Sounds a little underwhelmed, I know, but then she's never been the sort to let her lady lumps out in an overt way. This has made me naturally inclined toward other hotties who very much are the sort to show off their boobs. Now that Emma's desire to drum up interest in her first major post-Potter leading role has spurred her to bring out her boobies, my natural reaction is a modest pleasure. They're not jaw-dropping in their size and shape. They're more like what I would call elegant and understated, which is fine. Anything other than fake and misshapen is good.

There is one area where I join the throngs of devoted Emma-ites in worship. This would be where adulation of her great ass is happening. Emma got herself a good little booty handout in the genetic lottery, made even better when she slips it inside a sexy gown like the one below. Emma is frequently good about showing off her ass, even happy about it. It's something she's done a fair amount of in the past. I can see why. That there butt is something to be proud of.

I may have somewhat less-than-glowing praise for Emma in certain respects, but I shall always praise her ability to wear the hell out of bikini. Girl has plenty of bragging rights on the sexy body subject, being still quite young and thus not yet faced with unpleasant things like sagging skin, age-related weight gain, or the ravages done to women's bodies by their ticking time bomb biological clocks. Probably better not to dwell in possibly unpleasant future happenings for Emma's body. In the here and now, her figure rings all the right bells for me.

Here's the category where most Emma fans probably demand the best grading. While I'm not a Potter fan, there is no denying how large an effect Emma's choice to play Hogwarts' most beloved female class member has had on human beings all over the world. You can say what you will about the work she's done since her time as a wizard came to a close, or make whatever kind of assessment you like about the extent of her acting abilities. Evaluate her career on a strict success or failure scale, with 1 being a totally failed actor no one remembers and 10 being iconic names recognized across multiple generations and cultures, and you'll find Emma sitting pretty in the high 9's at least.

I've gotten different impressions from Emma on this one. There are moments when she's seemingly standoffish and troubled by all the attention she gets from her fans. Then there are other times when she embraces her fame with glee gratitude. I doubt she has any particular loathing for anyone. Sometimes she's just not entirely comfortable with all that comes with being a celebrity. Who could blame her? I view it as a virtue when celebs shy away from the limelight. It's suggestive of character uncommon in Emma's line of work.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard, Melissa Benoist, Ali Larter.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung, Emma Roberts, Cara Delevingne.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson, Iggy Azalea.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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