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Hottie Report Card: Emma Stone

11.04.2016by: Droz

I'm kind of amazed we haven't given Emma Stone her own Hottie Report Card yet. I thought we had already graded the gamut of high profile hotties like her, but it seems we still have a few left to go. That works out fine, because this week is Emma's 28th birthday. Hard to believe she's been around so long. I still sometimes think of her as the adorable hottie playing high school girls. Now she's teaming up with Ryan Gosling again for their musical LA LA LAND and in the process generating some Oscar buzz. I wouldn't mind putting "Oscar Winner" in front of Emma's name. Before that happens, let's see how we might award Emma for all the good things she does.

One could conceivably refer to Emma as an unconventional beauty. That's a description some might consider a veiled insult, yet for Emma it's the key to her charm. I'm not sure she could ever come across so sweet and personable had she a perfect model face. Nor could she be so funny. Emma follows in the great tradition of funny women who can go from glamorous to goofy with just a mild tweak of the mouth or flash of the eye. When not getting silly for her movie, Emma can easily be the most beautiful one in the room. This face has something special for any occasion.

Okay, so Emma wasn't graced with the largest boobs. That's unfortunate for us boob lovers. Still, I can think of a lot worse things to be wanting in. For instance, there are plenty of women running around out there with massive racks who are also total scumbags. Big or small, for Emma fans it doesn't really matter. I have no doubt those who love her would gladly have access to whatever she has to offer here and be completely satisfied with what they found.

This is not only the best pic of Emma's ass ever, but it could very well be the best pic of the year. Following a lot of workouts for her Billie Jean King movie, Emma's ass goodness quickly got turned all the way up to 11. Girl seemed understandably proud of her boosted butt buffness, which may be why she spent the better part of the summer walking around in public wearing tight leggings, like in this pic here. Sharing this ass with the world is one of the best things Emma has ever done.

Something I've always appreciated about Emma is how she handles this category. She's been on the slimmer side of the body shape spectrum since the beginning, but never in a crazy or obsessive way. She keeps her physique looking totally natural and, to me it seems, very much as she should be. I could never imagine Emma being ridiculously muscled or excessively chubby. She falls into a nice middle ground I've come to identify with her over the years.

Cute faces and great asses are only part of the reason why so many of us have fallen in love with Emma over the years. Another part of her equation comes from her many memorable roles. Those aren't merely the quality of the scripts or the skills of the filmmakers. They were also the qualities Emma herself brings to all her work. She has a knack for playing likable people. I don't think it's possible for her characters to be anything but cool people you'd want to have a beer with, and do some other things with too. It's rare for actors to be so consistently likable in all their movies. That makes Emma something of a female Tom Hanks.

The affability of Emma's characters mirror her real life personality. Few of us will ever get to know her as a person, but one can get a nice idea of who she is from a lot of the interviews she gives. Something you quickly come to understand after seeing those is that there's a lot of Emma in the characters she plays. This is probably how she makes playing them seem so effortless. All she really has to do is be herself. I like the idea of Emma essentially playing Emma over and over again. Some of the greatest, most beloved names in movie history did the same thing.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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