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Hottie Report Card: Emma Roberts

02.10.2017by: Droz

Today is Emma Roberts' 26th birthday. And it should be a happy birthday, since things seem to be going pretty well for Emma lately. I have to admit, there were times toward the start of her acting career when I wasn't sure we would still be talking about her years down the line. She's got some big shoes to fill. Fortunately, Emma got enough of her famous family's acting skills to at least stand on her own as an actor and a hottie. Of course, it's the hottie part we'll be focusing on here, specifically just what kind of a Hottie Report Card Emma can expect to get. Let's see.

9 times out of 10 I'm just fine with Emma's mug. I find her a lot more attractive than her aunt was at 26. Emma has a youthful quality which seems to be enduring even as she begins to push 30. I wont deny there are times when Emma's looks do irk me a little. She does a decent job of hiding it, but there are times when Emma still suffers from a "resting bitch face" issue. RBF isn't necessarily an indication of one's true attitude, but it does have a way of hurting one's congeniality scores.

So Emma doesn't have the largest rack you'll see around Hollywood. She's not alone there. Large boobs come at a premium in all aspects of society, but especially in Hollywood. You may have noticed how you don't see too many women with over-sized racks getting the big roles. I think it's something to do with how they distract from the story or something. As always, this category is entirely a matter of opinion. You can't blame Emma for her biology, and you can't blame the onlooker for liking something larger. For this particular onlooker, Emma is in the "B" category here.

I'm of a similar mind about Emma's ass as I am her boobs. Does she have the most bombastic booty out there? Nope. Yet to it's credit, her ass isn't exactly flat either. What she has here in this little pink bikini, is a perfectly respectable white girl ass. If you like white girl ass, Emma should be right up your alley. Even though I am a white guy, I do prefer something more substantial in the asses I admire. Give me something south of Kardashian absurdity and north of what Emma's packing and I'm a happy guy.

Emma is the classic example of the whole being greater than the sum of her parts. Even though her T&A quantities may not be up to my specs for such things, taking in the whole of her reveals a cute, petite little body. She's proven her overall goodness here time and time again with all the stripping down to her underwear in recent movie and TV shows. Also in bikinis like the social media post below. It all just goes to show how nicely suited Emma is for the wearing of next to nothing.

I'll be honest and admit to being selective about Emma's assortment of gigs. For instance, I'm down with American Horror Story, not so much with Scream Queens. I liked her in IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY, didn't think much of NERVE. There are very few actors who can please everyone, all the time. So no big surprise Emma's roles aren't always my cup'o'tea. Her various roles aside, I find Emma the actor pretty decent. I don't know if she's ever going to join her family in getting that Oscar love, but she's a far sight better than some I could name.

I hate to be someone who judges people too harshly. When I've seen Emma doing publicity and interviews for her shows and movies, she seems perfectly nice to me. None of us know the whole story behind her domestic violence incident. We're all looking in from the outside there. Could be someone simply had a bit too much to drink and things got out of hand. Even so, such things must raise an eyebrow, no matter who it is. If someone is capable of violence sufficient to have the cops come out, they've probably got the kind of bad side you don't want to get on.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard, Melissa Benoist, Ali Larter.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson, Iggy Azalea.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties

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