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Hottie Report Card: Emily VanCamp

05.06.2016by: Droz

We've already paid a ton of attention to the two hotties on the front line of CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. A 3rd and once again unjustly sidelined hottie in this latest MCU blockbuster is Emily VanCamp, who plays Agent 13, aka Sharon Carter. It's no big surprise Emily's character is pushed to the background here. With so many Marvel heroes squeezed into one movie, it's the non-enhanced, non-suited, non-magical, completely normal characters who end up sacrificing their screen time. Too bad, since Sharon Carter, niece of Peggy Carter, is supposed to be a major part of Captain America's life. At least they're letting Emily look the part of the Cap'n's potential love interest. That's gotta be one good lookin' woman, yes? Good enough to get high marks on a Hottie Report Card? Let's give Emily the usual treatment and see.

Emily established herself as a right cutie way back in her more tender years on shows like Everwood, where she embodied the whole idea of a pretty faced teen. Fortunately for Emily, growing up didn't change her face all that much. She's stayed more or less the same pretty young thing, even onto the start of her 4th decade (her 30th B-day is next week). I hope she stays just as fresh for years to come.

Emily's boobs have been absent or underrepresented throughout most of her acting gigs, with a few notable exceptions here and there. Magazine spreads have proven themselves a much more useful method for appreciating what she has to offer here, the excerpt below being one of the most recent examples of their superior cleavage capabilities. Even if Emily has yet to get those beauties out, pics like these still make it clear how Ms. VanCamp is working with some lovely lady lumps.

Emily's ass proves nobody is perfect. As you can see, she suffering from a bout of white girl ass, which is another way to say she has no ass. Hey, there are worse body parts to be deficient in where human beings go. I still gotta stick by my standards here, which dictate that any hottie looking to earn maximum praise on her report card has gotta have a modicum of booty action happening. Sadly, Emily just doesn't deliver there. One thing I will say for her, based on the pic below, is how soft and supple her skin looks. Not an imperfection in sight. So even if her butt is flat, at least it's probably blemish free.

Emily has kept herself in excellent shape since way back when. There's never been a moment when she was anything but perfectly tight and trim. Barring any destructive forays into child-productions, Emily and her pair of super long stems will probably continue to make a formidable fitness impression well into the future. I got zero complaints or nitpicks to offer here.

We've established how underutilized Emily is in the CAPTAIN AMERICA movies thus far. Being superfluous amidst superheroes could very well be her lot as far as MCU movies go. Television has been much kinder to her, with a number of hit shows like Revenge, Brothers & Sisters, and Everwood. Lately she's begun to make a move toward movies, with some modest success. Clearly Marvel isn't the studio to give her the juicy roles she deserves, but hopefully someone else does some time soon.

This very picture below, more than any movie or TV show or anything else she's ever done, encapsulates why I find Emily so great. There's no better demonstration of the power cuties in glasses wield. Anyone who's confused about why this is such a thing for some of us guys should simply reference the photo below and gain complete understanding. Emily is Canadian, which pretty much guarantees she's a nice, congenial person. She may be a little reserved and shy where the spotlight goes, but that's not a bad thing - quite to the contrary. It means there's little reason to expect any annoying attention whoring from her. How refreshing.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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