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Hottie Report Card: Demi Lovato

03.24.2017by: Droz

I know you're all excited to see, or rather hear Demi Lovato play none other than Smurfette herself in the forthcoming SMURFS: THE LOST VILLAGE. Screw all those boring comic book movies, right? Bring on the Smurfs! Yeah, shit sequels to nostalgic cash grabs notwithstanding, there has always been plenty to enjoy about Demi, most especially in recent years. Her bread and butter might be in her voice, but her visuals are what butter our bread around here. She is a whole lot of fun to look at and in all probability, infinitely more fun to touch and rub up against. Sounds like a passing grade on a Hottie Report Card is imminent. Let's grade her and see.

Demi is as American as they come, having grown up in Texas the daughter of a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Even so, girl's European and Latina heritage occasionally gives her an exotic look I find intoxicating. She can also be adorable with her subtle freckles. Demi has the rare ability to look attractive in a variety of makeup and emotional states. She's gorgeous when she's happy and giddy. She's gorgeous when moody or sullen. She's gorgeous when all glammed up and stylish. She's gorgeous when untouched and makeup free. I've never seen a bad photo of her. Even on her worst day, she's still beautiful.

I like the attitude Demi has over this so-called "leaked nude pic" below, which obviously isn't a nude at all. As Demi herself commented, "it's just cleavage." She knows a thing or two about that subject, having made frequent use of said cleavage to draw eyes her way. We clearly approve of such behavior around here, as well as Demi's willingness and ability to show off what she's got there. Why wouldn't she? Girl might not be the most stacked hottie out there, but what she does have should be more than enough for anyone who appreciate's a fine set of tits. I know I get a lot out of looking at them.

I haven't been able to find a bad angle from which to view Demi. However, my favorite angle is the one you see below from her infamous Vanity Fair nude spread. She is so very much in my personal bailiwick out back. Yes, I am speaking of her ass. What a thing of beauty it is, so wonderfully rounded out and fleshy, but not too large or unwieldy. I can't think of a better example for why young women should always avoid the eating disorder problems Demi once dealt with. Imagine such an ass never realized. That would be a terrible human tragedy.

I consider Demi's body a lovely middle ground when it comes to fitness. Obviously you can find thinner, less curvaceous women in celebrity circles. You can also find more buxom and filled out women in her business and others. Demi is the perfect option for those who like something in between. As stated in the previous section, Demi has had her dealings with eating disorders and obsessions about staying tiny. It's good to see she overcame all that and settled into her present curvy figure. I'd take this iteration of Demi over something slimmer any day of the week.

Today's pop music tends to be a hit or miss for me. Like any other time in the history of pop music, some of it is good, some not so good. I'm in no way obsessed with Demi's music, nor am I repelled by it. I can see why she's as popular as she is. The music aside, part of her career which speaks the loudest to me is how she handles the visual aspects of her career as a pop star. Demi has a wonderful knack for injecting a ton of sex appeal into her videos, live performances, and magazine spreads. She just oozes sex all over the place. I do enjoy the prospect of being oozed on by Demi.

I can't speak with authority to all aspects of Demi's characteristics as a person, but I do give her credit for having gone through a lot of shit in recent years and emerging relatively clean on the other side. She's overcome a lot, but still seems to have a good attitude about life in general. I gauge the quality of a person by how they deal with the adversities they face in life. Seems like Demi isn't going to let any adversity keep her down. Good on her.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard, Melissa Benoist, Ali Larter.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung, Emma Roberts, Cara Delevingne, Emma Watson.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson, Iggy Azalea.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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