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Hottie Report Card: Ashley Benson

07.24.2015by: Salacious Crumb

Despite most movie fans' qualms when it comes to anything with the name 'Sandler' attached, PIXELS has finally been released at a theater near you. Will it be worth your precious time to endure Happy Madison's brand of humor, so long as you get to see Pac-Man chomping down the city in a few sequences? Only time will tell, but much like his previous endeavors, Sandler makes things even more tempting by thowing a bunch of hot ladies in the mix. Perhaps the most notable in PIXELS is Ashley Bensonwho portrays video game heroine "Lady Lisa". If you follow MovieHotties closely, you've probably been made aware of this by now. The idea of Benson running around, slinging swords in a little red dress is certainly intriguing, we're still left with the simple question: where does Ashley land on a grand scale of gorgeous actresses? Let's find out by using the most advanced technology known to man: pictures! Glorious pictures!

The partnering-up of blonde hair and blue eyes is hard not to appreciate. However, she may very well forever be haunted by comparisons to the Olsen twins, which, depending on who you are, may not be the highest praise. Personally, I find Benson's mug gorgeous, and in fact, I found she was the most beautiful to look at out of the SPRING BREAKERS cast, but that's just me.

And now we've entered some serious territory: the bum-bum. You're probably aware of this professor's strict ruling when it comes to this area on hotties' resumes, but I tend to be a lot nicer when there's at least some visual evidence of the shape, appeal, circumference, etc. Luckily, Ashley is a non-f*ck-giver, or so it would seem, leaving us with plenty of backside to be ogled throughout her portfolio. 

This outcome may come as a surprise to some schmoes, although it shouldn't. Some hotties keep their chesticles locked away, either because they're shy, or even because they see their own blessings as some sort of deformity. I don't know if we should thank her fandom of Katy Perry, but Benson doesn't shy away much at all when it comes to sharing her bountiful bosoms with the world. To top things off, some of you are most certainly aware of those photos of Ashley hanging out topless at the beach, which exposed just how glorious her little Bensons are. You can even tell by some of her photoshoots that bras are not necessarily a regular part of Ashley's wardrobe. Thank you, global warming.

This category is the most natural (let alone obvious) for "movie hotties" to succeed in. That said, I've considered being a little more strict this time around, mainly because "Lady Lisa", whom Ashley stars as in PIXELS, is supposed to be some kind of fantastical warrior chick. Not that I doubt she could beat me in an arm-wrestling match (heck, Pee-wee Herman could do that), but she doesn't stand out to me as an "athletic" hottie. Ashley seems more like a regular, laid-back kinda gal, which also shows in her personality. 

Whether you choose to believe it or not, SPRING BREAKERS actually has a fanbase. So does "Pretty Little Liars". I know, it's weird and cruel. Still, none of this changes the fact that Ashley is still an up-and-comer, and has maintained that position for several years now. While she's well-known among young people thanks to the projects mentioned, there's a good chance your neither of your parents recognize her name. Hell, the same probably goes for your pervy uncle. Is it possible that her role in PIXELS will help finally knock her over that ledge? Sure, but I wouldn't count on it.

As previously mentioned, Ashley is one of the most "chill", "chillaxed" or "chizzled" hotties out there. Chances are you won't see her crying about some leaked nudes, or hiding her face from the paparazzi. Some cool things to mention are the fact that she suggested the music for the "Prety Little Liars" theme, she's a skilled illustrator and is active in the A Day Without Shoes cause. She's secures the definition of a "free spirit" better than most self-proclaimed "free spirits" do. All this to say, we still have many things to learn about Ashley, so here's hoping we'll be seeing more of her on the big screen, in even tinier dresses.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

 

Extra Tidbit: What do YOU grade this hottie, professor???
Source: MovieHotties

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