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Hot or Not: Nadine Velazquez

02.19.2013by: Cherry Liquor

February is an odd month to decide to release a movie. Most people are busy trying to watch all of the Oscar contenders before the award show goes live (not that I'm going to be watching it as I completely and utterly detest Seth MacFarlane) or are looking for some light-weight diversion from reality that the movie SNITCH might not be able to provide. A guy doing his best to keep his brother out of jail versus the option to watch a zombie romance? Hmmm.... perhaps it will come down to how much you all love - or not - this week's Hot or Not babe, one of the film's stars.

Nadine Velazquez

I recall Nadine first and foremost from "My Name is Earl," although I will freely and unashamedly admit that I originally watched the show because I've been a huge fan of Jaime Pressly since forever. I also have a crush on perennial chubster Ethan Suplee as well. I used to have a thing for Jason Lee until he became this ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS sell-out. Long story short, this is where I first remember being introduced to Nadine Velazquez.

How can I put this politely? Her fake tits are the worst kind of distracting that fake tits can be. She's a skinny gal who doesn't look as if she's naturally going to have much chest meat, so those bags of goo on her skeletal chest stick out far more than they ever should. As Catalina on "My Name is Earl," she proved that she could be an enlightening and interesting actress. As she's gone on in her career to shows like "The League," that hasn't diminished. I just hate the industry for ever putting her in a position to feel as if she needed to expand on what nature gave her.

Who knows what's going to happen to her after her role in SNITCH? Hell, I can barely conjure up what's going to happen to myself after I pass out from the alcohol I've imbibed prior to writing this column. I like that she's a Latina. I like her looks in general. I hate her overtly obviously breast implants. I think she's hot in one way but when I imagine myself as a dude, I think I'd rather be her friend than f*ck her.

What do you think of Nadine Velazquez?

Source: IMDB


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