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Hot or Not: Dakota Johnson

02.06.2018by: Cherry Liquor

It's here, it's here! The time is upon us! That's right, after suffering through two asinine female wankfests, the final installment of the TWILIGHT fanfic garbage will conclude this weekend with FIFTY SHADES FREED, where we get to see a perfect rock song destroyed (honestly, there was no way I was going to be happy with anyone covering an INXS song that featured their original lead singer and one of the best vocalists of all time) and more ass cheek flashing from the lady at the center of this week's Hot or Not. Now all those mouth breathing females will have to wait for the next Nicholas Sparks adaptation to get their stroke on, I suppose.

Dakota Johnson

Before the Great Culling of 2017, I had a feature on Dakota Johnson. I didn't know her as well back then. She was just coming off of a minor role in the first 21 JUMP STREET movie and a handful of other non-notables, so there wasn't much to judge on. With the casting of Johnson as the ridiculously named heroine in EL James' trilogy about how a bored TV exec (holy shit, I just went looking up what this woman did before "writing" this utter tripe and wow... I had thought she was some dumpy housewife who still stays at home even though her kids are all grown up and moved out) uses the word "clamber" way too f*cking much, we were able to see more of her. Much, much more.

One of the things that's nice about Dakota is that, while still Hollywood thin, she doesn't look gaunt or worn out. She has a good set of proportions that still managed to be realistic (no bloated ass surgery, no relocated fat stores) and while petite, she is still soft and snuggle-able. Everything on her body is a solid B+ with nothing jockeying for top prize and making the rest look lesser than by comparison.

Interestingly enough, I've found that I liked Dakota's work as an actress far more BEFORE she was Mrs. Grey. There was a bit of an edge to her that has softened with the notoriety and fame. I love that she looks more like her dad than her mom but I hate that people keep trying to vamp her up like Melanie Griffith when she doesn't have that sex kitten vibe to her that her mom excelled at. I'll say that I want to like her more than I do but also that I can take her or leave her as both a hottie and an actress. So yes, hot. But also, well, eh...

What do you think of Dakota Johnson?

Source: IMDB


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