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Good news: Kate Upton's not on the new SI cover. Weird news: She's in space?

02.14.2014by: Droz

They went for a little group action with this year's 50th Anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover, featuring the likes of Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen - all hotties I was hoping would make the cover at some point. Nice to see them all together, doing a little butt fondling of one another. I was starting to get a little worried there for a second about this cover. Not I have anything against Kate Upton (though I would very much like to put something against Kate). They just need some fresh faces on there. A three-peat wouldn't have been good. Though this little subheading at the bottom of the cover intrigues me. Did they really put Kate in space? Were there massive, zero-g tits bouncing around the ISP? I don't think NASA has ever had to contend with that problem, as it seems like most female astronauts aren't carrying around huge racks. If they were, we probably wouldn't still be wondering what sex in space would be like. Let's just hope a stray Upton titty didn't accidentally slap the "eject compartment" button as Kate performed a zero-g spin in the corridor.

Since we've only got one pic right now, why not enjoy a little extra bit of Ms. Agdal letting out a boob on the cover of Editorialist magazine. Nice.

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