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Get setup for your attack run on Sofia Vergara's trench like cleavage

12.15.2015by: Droz

That headline is a STAR WARS reference, for those of you confused, comparing the depth of Sofia Vergara's FORCE AWAKENS premiere cleavage to the similarly wide chasm Luke Skywalker flew into for his attack run on the first Death Star. Better get used to those references, as you're going to hear and read a lot of them in the days and weeks and months and years to come. That's because this franchise is about to get hammered into our culture in ways no one could ever imagine. We're all understandably excited about the new movie, but that's just the beginning. STAR WARS movies are going to come out every year now for the foreseeable future. That means constant onslaughts of new toys, memorabilia, ads and every other kind of thing you could ever imagine. The other day while waiting in the check out like, we were presented with the spectacle of a middle aged man angered at a store clerk who had to tell him that Target no longer had any more R2D2 shower heads in stock. At which point he quickly stormed out of the building in a huff. Welcome to your new world.

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