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Face Off: Mila Kunis vs. Kristen Bell

07.25.2016by: Droz

I take it some of you disagreed with some of my sentiments toward Zoe Saldana and Michelle Rodriguez in last week's Face Off. I get it. Zoe is kind of a sacred cow for a lot of folks. I like her too. For whatever reason Michelle just stacks up better for me. Go figure.

Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell head up this week's BAD MOMS, yet another raunchcom with a twist. I can't make any claim about how good or bad this movie is, but it is apropos these two are in a movie about moms. The last few years have seen them both set aside their once formidable hottie cred for lives of baby-making. While this is problematic for our purposes here, I can't completely condemn this. If I was with Mila or Kristen, I'd probably spend much of my time attempting to impregnate them as well. Which movie hottie mom do you think is the better MILF?

Beauty

I hate to be too critical of Mila here, but it's been proven on repeated occasions how nicely she benefits from a little makeup assistance. Plain Jane Mila isn't anything like the person we've come to recognize as the petite Ukrainian import. One might count this against her, but that wouldn't be fair. After all, Mila has a lot of company there. Fortunately, a little eye shadow and some lip gloss usually does Mila wonders.

I've always thought of Kristen as more cute than captivating. Not to suggest she's unattractive. For me, her bubbly, personable demeanor leads the way to establishing my generally amenable impression of her. These good vibes she puts out thus influence all the rest of my positive feelings toward her. In other words, Kristen rubs me right by being a cool person, which makes me much more keen on the rest of her than I would be were she a total bitch.

Body

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So I'm pretty sure neither Mila nor Kristen look this good anymore. This is unfortunately just how it goes when normal humans decide to squeeze out 2 kids one after another. Not that I expect either one of them to hold our impressions of their bodies anywhere close to their natural desire to procreate. Still, it's kind of disappointing to think these two might never look this good again.

Hotness

I've had a real thing for Mila since the 90s, when she was the diminutive darling of That 70's Show. Even though her character was nothing but attitude and bitchiness on that show, she still made a good impression. Since then she's only grown more appealing. I've got a thing for the petite hotties, not to mention those of a Eastern European origin. And it doesn't hurt when they look as good as Mila does in the pic above.

Once again, I have to admit to being more taken with Kristen as a cutie pie than a source of desperate lust and desire. I understand how some might be taken with her that way. I've seen her in a bikini and I am fully aware of her cred as a hottie. I'm nonetheless leaning in Mila's direction on this one. However, if she were here before me like in the pic above, giving me that same come hither expression, I'd probably catch up with her ardent supporters real quick.

Career

Looking at the list of their varied accomplishments over the years, I find a similar assortment of ups and downs for both Mila and Kristen. They've each had successful TV shows. They've participated in mega-earning, culturally significant, blockbuster movies. They both have their fair share of beloved characters they've played. Alternatively, they've also both seen certain select projects spiral miserably into horrible failure and rebuke. I'm not prepared to call one mix of good and bad outcomes superior to the other right now, so they therefore get a "too close to call" from me on this one.

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Mila

I kind of knew where this one was going before I started it. Mila is a longstanding favorite of mine from way back, which is a nicer way to say I'm biased in her favor. Not that Kristen isn't great as well. It's just that, for whatever reason, she just hasn't gotten under my skin the way Mila has.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?

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1:56PM on 07/26/2016

Kristen

Although Mila is undeniably hotter, I have to say that I would rather be with Kristen. She's just that adorable.
Although Mila is undeniably hotter, I have to say that I would rather be with Kristen. She's just that adorable.
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12:29PM on 07/26/2016

No doubt....

Mila!
Mila!
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5:27PM on 07/25/2016

Gotta go with Bell!

Those crystal blue eyes, blonde hair and creamy complexion put her in the league of the most exquisite Hwood beauties
Those crystal blue eyes, blonde hair and creamy complexion put her in the league of the most exquisite Hwood beauties
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3:25PM on 07/25/2016

Kristen Bell, and it's not even close.

The whole "actually being able to act" thing, for instance (none you were driving a car pursuing someone who'd stolen someone important to you and your boyfriend, would you look as if you were casually heading down to the store to pick up some bread? Yes, if you were Mila Kunis in "Ted"). Hell, Kristen blows Mila away if when comparing their "Sesame Street" appearances! not to mention Kristen is a lot sexier.
The whole "actually being able to act" thing, for instance (none you were driving a car pursuing someone who'd stolen someone important to you and your boyfriend, would you look as if you were casually heading down to the store to pick up some bread? Yes, if you were Mila Kunis in "Ted"). Hell, Kristen blows Mila away if when comparing their "Sesame Street" appearances! not to mention Kristen is a lot sexier.
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2:48PM on 07/25/2016

Almost a tie...

... but I choose Mila.
... but I choose Mila.
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1:38PM on 07/25/2016
Kristen Bell definitely. I like Mila as much as any other straight, red-blooded male, but Kristen is just something special.
Kristen Bell definitely. I like Mila as much as any other straight, red-blooded male, but Kristen is just something special.
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12:14PM on 07/25/2016
Ever since that pink bikini in Sarah Marshall, KBell wins against a lot of Hollywood hotties in my opinion
Ever since that pink bikini in Sarah Marshall, KBell wins against a lot of Hollywood hotties in my opinion
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12:02PM on 07/25/2016

Mila

Mila has a perfect face by all standards and those eyes.
Mila has a perfect face by all standards and those eyes.
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9:28AM on 07/25/2016

Bell

The thing about Kunis is that she just can't act! That 70s' Show (still her best work so far) wasn't based around her the way Veronica Mars was based around Bell and there are way too many flat performances in the rest of her career. As for Bell, she should be a bigger star than she is. She was the most likable in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, even though she was supposed to "lose" to Kunis.
The thing about Kunis is that she just can't act! That 70s' Show (still her best work so far) wasn't based around her the way Veronica Mars was based around Bell and there are way too many flat performances in the rest of her career. As for Bell, she should be a bigger star than she is. She was the most likable in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, even though she was supposed to "lose" to Kunis.
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9:21AM on 07/25/2016

Not even close

Mila has pretty eyes, but Bell is the clear hottie here. How is it even in question?
Mila has pretty eyes, but Bell is the clear hottie here. How is it even in question?
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9:20AM on 07/25/2016
For years I preferred Kunis but recently I've come to enjoy Kristen Bell overall. She's very cute and seems down to Earth.
For years I preferred Kunis but recently I've come to enjoy Kristen Bell overall. She's very cute and seems down to Earth.
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9:02AM on 07/25/2016

Bell

I don't really see the appeal of Kunis at all.
I don't really see the appeal of Kunis at all.
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8:48AM on 07/25/2016

Kristen Bell

I think these two ladies just might be the most beautiful women in Hollywood right now. Kristen is #1 for me and Mila is #2.
I think these two ladies just might be the most beautiful women in Hollywood right now. Kristen is #1 for me and Mila is #2.
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8:31AM on 07/25/2016

Kbell

A face you'll never forget
A face you'll never forget
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7:27AM on 07/25/2016

Both beautiful but...

Bell
Bell
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7:17AM on 07/25/2016

Gotta go with...

Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell
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