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Face Off: Melissa Rauch vs. Kaley Cuoco

03.14.2016by: Droz

Jessica Biel had her impassioned advocates in last week's Face Off, but I got the feeling it was nonetheless Mary Elizabeth Winstead who enjoyed the greater share of love from the voters. Circumstances have changed a lot for both those two in recent years. Makes me wonder how comparing them might have gone a few years ago. Probably a much harder call to make back then.

This week sees Melissa Rauch break loose from her The Big Bang Theory safety net and into a movie of her own, the Olympics comedy THE BRONZE. Good for her, but it's likely folks will continue to associate her with all the nerdy antics taking place on her CBS hit. Same goes for her co-star, Kaley Cuoco. Together they provide the hottie portion of that show's equation. But which hottie adds up better to you?

Beauty

One reason I was spurred to move Kaley out of my favorite faces list over the years was an increased appreciation of Melissa's cute mug. It would be easy to miss just how cute she is, what with that damn squeaky voice she has on the show. However, thanks to various other gigs where a weird voice wasn't threatening to get in the way of her beauty, not to mention the handy availability of a mute button, I've come to adore Melissa's face more and more as the years go by.

I'm gonna be a dick for a minute by admitting I liked Kaley's look a lot more when she was younger. I hate the way that sounds, but it's true. Around the time TBBT first hit the airwaves, I was one of many fully smitten with her adorable little face. But then as time went on I found myself incrementally losing interest. No one is more disappointed with such a superficial perception than myself, but it remains true regardless.

Body

One could argue Melissa and Kaley approach sexy bodies from opposite ends. Melissa represents the more modestly curvy hotties out there. I don't want to make too much out of her curves though, for to me she only just qualifies for this curvaceous designation. I'd actually call her fairly normal where women's physiques go. Round and filled out like Melissa is how I would have all women be, had I any say there.

Kaley has frequently maintained one of the tighter bods around. Sure, she's fluctuated a few times here and there, but an overall assessment of her body shape over the years paints her as a consistently trim hottie. Speaking of asses, that's one area where Kaley doesn't get as much credit as she deserves. Everyone has made a big deal out of her boobs, especially after she got the implants, but my favorite part of her remains round the other side. She's got a great butt.

Hotness

Melissa is plenty hot and her occasional dabbles into hotness have always been plenty good. But you gotta add up the entirety of the efforts both these two have made in this area over the years. Looking at all of Kaley's pictorials and the general impression she's made of herself as a hottie over the years, it becomes obvious she's the smart money on this one.

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Career

As I said above, both these two are synonymous with TBBT. Melissa has certainly made her name as Bernadette on the show and will probably continue to do so for as long as it stays on the air, which at this point looks like it could be until the sun burns out. While Melissa has done stuff besides TBBT and continues to make her name in a wider array of work, her competitor does so as well and has been around longer. It seems only fitting to acknowledge Kaley's time served.

I recall Kaley from way back in the 90s when she was the precocious little kid getting kidnapped by a psychopathic computer program come to life in VIRTUOSITY (truly an underrated slice of early cyberspace schlock). From there she proceeded into unsettlingly hot teen queen territory in various movies and shows, which then opened the door to her prolonged TBBT stretch. Besides having a longer stint in the acting game, one gets an impression of Kaley as the higher profile personality between these two, making her an obvious choice here.

Kaley

This is a weird choice for me. Despite giving Kaley more votes, I'm much more about Melissa nowadays. I guess this means I disagree with myself. Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?

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7:28AM on 03/20/2016

Melissa

I think she should've gotten a vote for her hotness.
I think she should've gotten a vote for her hotness.
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10:15AM on 03/16/2016

WRONG!!

I want to marry Melissa. She is perfect in every way. Girl next door look with a hot body and great personality. Kaley seems to into herself and sorry I hate fake boobs.
I want to marry Melissa. She is perfect in every way. Girl next door look with a hot body and great personality. Kaley seems to into herself and sorry I hate fake boobs.
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7:57PM on 03/15/2016

Can't disagree....

Melissa is prettier (and has at least as good a body), but Cuoco does "hot" better, and has had a better career. She really needs to grow her hair back though.....she's looking kind of fugly with that boys cut.
Melissa is prettier (and has at least as good a body), but Cuoco does "hot" better, and has had a better career. She really needs to grow her hair back though.....she's looking kind of fugly with that boys cut.
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4:01PM on 03/15/2016

Melissa Rauch

Melissa Rauch is hotter. Kaley Cuoco is WAY overrated and she's a terrible actress.
Melissa Rauch is hotter. Kaley Cuoco is WAY overrated and she's a terrible actress.
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3:03PM on 03/15/2016
Melissa for sure. Kaley is the stereotypical hot chick, in that everything about her is very boring. It is a look we have seen over and over. I think Melissa is extremely sexy and I think she definitely wins the personality test too. I know that wasn't mentioned in the article but Melissa definitely gets my vote on that.
Melissa for sure. Kaley is the stereotypical hot chick, in that everything about her is very boring. It is a look we have seen over and over. I think Melissa is extremely sexy and I think she definitely wins the personality test too. I know that wasn't mentioned in the article but Melissa definitely gets my vote on that.
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2:04AM on 03/15/2016
Kaley Cuoco.
But Melissa Rauch is very hot too.
Kaley Cuoco.
But Melissa Rauch is very hot too.
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8:31PM on 03/14/2016
Melissa, I go off quality not quantity, so she gets the check for Hot which puts her over the top.
Melissa, I go off quality not quantity, so she gets the check for Hot which puts her over the top.
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7:25PM on 03/14/2016

Melissa Rauch

All day, any day. I truly do not understand this site's obsession with Kaley.
All day, any day. I truly do not understand this site's obsession with Kaley.
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5:39PM on 03/14/2016
Don't get me wrong, I like Kaley a lot, but overall as far as I'm concerned, Melissa's the hotter one of the who.
Don't get me wrong, I like Kaley a lot, but overall as far as I'm concerned, Melissa's the hotter one of the who.
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2:22PM on 03/14/2016

Kaley.

Melissa's cute. Kaley's hot.
Melissa's cute. Kaley's hot.
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1:01PM on 03/14/2016
Head to Head, I'd rather have Melissa. Kaley has a hot body, but seems a bit flakey.
Head to Head, I'd rather have Melissa. Kaley has a hot body, but seems a bit flakey.
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12:34PM on 03/14/2016

Hit or miss

Kaley can be hot at times but it seems to have to be a conscious effort. When she is not making an effort she seems to almost always have a look of mild retardation on her face. Melissa even though they seem to try to downplay her looks seems to always be cute if not "hot". Melissa's pint size bodacious body vs Kaley's toned but fake tatas puts Melissa, most definitely the obvious choice.
Kaley can be hot at times but it seems to have to be a conscious effort. When she is not making an effort she seems to almost always have a look of mild retardation on her face. Melissa even though they seem to try to downplay her looks seems to always be cute if not "hot". Melissa's pint size bodacious body vs Kaley's toned but fake tatas puts Melissa, most definitely the obvious choice.
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11:22AM on 03/14/2016

Melissa

Never heard of Melissa, but that Kaley person always has a look on her face like she ate too much Mexican food.
Never heard of Melissa, but that Kaley person always has a look on her face like she ate too much Mexican food.
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9:27AM on 03/14/2016

Melissa

^^^

The Big Bang Theory is an awful show. One of the most overrated and worst television shows, ever.
^^^

The Big Bang Theory is an awful show. One of the most overrated and worst television shows, ever.
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9:05AM on 03/14/2016

Melissa Rauch

never understood kaley in the role of hot gir
never understood kaley in the role of hot gir
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9:03AM on 03/14/2016

Not even remotely close for me...

Melissa is dynamite in the perfect package. Kaley is a dime a dozen.
Melissa is dynamite in the perfect package. Kaley is a dime a dozen.
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8:45AM on 03/14/2016

Melissa

She's the total package for me.
She's the total package for me.
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8:41AM on 03/14/2016

Not even close!

Melissa!
Melissa!
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8:04AM on 03/14/2016

Cuoco

Kaley takes it for me as well, her face is a little meh but her body is just ridiculous
Kaley takes it for me as well, her face is a little meh but her body is just ridiculous
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5:33AM on 03/14/2016

Melissa Rauch

I used to like Kaley but lately I've lost interest in her while Melissa seems to be getting hotter.

Also, The Bronze is a gymnastics movie not ice skating.
I used to like Kaley but lately I've lost interest in her while Melissa seems to be getting hotter.

Also, The Bronze is a gymnastics movie not ice skating.
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