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Face Off: Jennifer Lawrence vs. Alison Brie

03.23.2015by: Droz

So Kelly Brook beat Elisha Cuthbert in last week's Face Off, though not without some protest. All you people and your Kelly hatin'. It's almost as though you have an aversion to seeing ginormous tits and beautiful female faces graced with sweet smiles all the time. I don't know. Makes me wonder sometimes about which side of the bread you haters butter.

This week sees both Jennifer Lawrence and Alison Brie with new movies out. Jen has her depression era melodrama SERENA and Alison her goofball comedy GET HARD. There's two movies that couldn't have less to do with one another if they tried. Jennifer and Alison are also pretty different, but kind of alike as well. One of them does mostly comedies and TV, the other blockbusters and Oscar bait. One is blonde, the other brunette, and so on. Then again, they're both charming and cute and clever. They both have a ton of fans. And perhaps most importantly, they're both hot as hell. Sounds like grounds enough for a Face Off. Now you just gotta decide which of these dissimilar and similar hotties is your favorite.

Beauty

I've had some mixed feelings about Jennifer's looks over the years. When she first started out she was the pretty blonde teen. Then she seemed to go through an awkward phase where she fluctuated a bit with her weight and occasionally looked a little...off. But she's long since emerged from that, establishing herself as the beautiful young thing she is. My enchantment with Alison is just a little stronger, but I think we can all agree that Jen is plenty easy on the eyes.

I look at Alison and I feel good. I don't know how else to put it. She's got some serious sweetness locked up in that smile and those big, blue eyes. I can't help but become smitten whenever I see her. Occasionally she'll switch things up and put on a seductive face, like the one up top there, just to take us from merely smitten to desperately horny for her. There's never been a time when I wasn't overjoyed to see Alison and, short of any disfiguring accidents, I doubt there ever will be.

Body

You and I both know there are way better pictures of Jennifer's body out there. But since we're not interested in getting sued, let's just set those aside for now. Doesn't matter anyway, because if you've seen anything of Jen in the last few years you already know she has an amazing body. I don't think there's anything more to say on that.

How many countless moments of happiness have Alison and her awesome rack given us Community fans? So many I can't remember them all. How about her hot magazine spreads? There's been a bunch of those too. Great stuff like this and more is all the evidence one needs to prove that Alison has a great body.

Hotness

So Jennifer looks hot. No doubt about that. What I find the hottest about her is how sharp she is. Girl has a knack for saying the most clever shit, her comebacks are the stuff of legend and her ability to charm your pants off is unrivaled by anyone in her generation. An example of this is her Oscar interview from a couple years ago. Watch her handle Jack Nicholson and tell me that isn't someone you want to get to know a whole lot better. There are so many good reasons to be hot for Jen, but moments like those are my favorite.

I'd be lying if I said Alison's boobs weren't a big part of what makes her hot. We all love her tits. There's more to her hotness than just a great rack though. I like how easily she switches from cute and sweet to sexy slutty. That might be just an act she puts on, but I like to think such moments are also a viable part of her personality. Alison fans have heard the stories of her penchant for wildness. I'd so love to know the full story there - her behind closed doors moments, if you will. I'll bet they're fantastic.

Career

Jennifer has reached a point in her career where she can write her own ticket. I'm sure she's inundated with great scripts and actively sought after by the best directors and most talented actors. No doubt the roles she turns down are the stuff other actors would kill for. That makes it a little confusing to see her in this SERENA movie, which looks subpar at best. Her so-called "no sex" movie hubby Bradley Cooper is in it, which probably says a lot there. Then again, who's going to turn down a chance to have Jennifer Lawrence in their movie? Nobody, that's who.

Jennifer is on a hot streak, there's no doubt about that. Kind of hard to compare anyone else's career to one who's riding as high as she is now. That's why I wont even try. Alison has her own accomplishments to be proud of and it looks like things are starting to pick up for her where career is concerned. So really it's just a matter of degrees of success with these two. Alison may not be as big a name as Jennifer is, but she's doing just fine.

IT'S A TIE!

Been awhile since my vote was tied, but I'm equally fascinated with both these ladies. I adore all the great things they do and everything they are. I think it would be blissful to know either one.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?
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11:33AM on 03/25/2015

Jennifer Lawrence

I'll go with JLaw.Brie's obviously hot but Lawrence got this something else.She's not a classic beauty and is pretty unique.Allison looks like hundreds of other sexy girl.
I'll go with JLaw.Brie's obviously hot but Lawrence got this something else.She's not a classic beauty and is pretty unique.Allison looks like hundreds of other sexy girl.
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8:00AM on 03/25/2015

tough one

but its got to be Brie. Probably my biggest celeb crush for the past couple of years, she deserves a career as big as Lawerence.
but its got to be Brie. Probably my biggest celeb crush for the past couple of years, she deserves a career as big as Lawerence.
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1:35AM on 03/25/2015
Brie ftw
Brie ftw
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8:47PM on 03/24/2015
Wow this is a tough one. I love them both, but I think if both of them were to give me that come hither look, I'd ultimately have to follow Alison first. Then Jen immediately after.
Wow this is a tough one. I love them both, but I think if both of them were to give me that come hither look, I'd ultimately have to follow Alison first. Then Jen immediately after.
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11:39AM on 03/24/2015

Jennifer Lawrence

Better actor, better career, rockin' body. AB's body is nice, but that seems to be all she's got going for her.
Better actor, better career, rockin' body. AB's body is nice, but that seems to be all she's got going for her.
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8:51AM on 03/24/2015

Brie

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Because this: [link]
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2:42AM on 03/24/2015

Alison Brie

Love me some Jennifer Lawrence, beautiful girl & love her personality & screen prescence. But if you think about it Alison Brie has almost the exact same persona, just a couple years older. Look up some of her interviews. In essence, Alison is the perfect girlfriend & Jennifer is probably the girl you would be FWB with.
Love me some Jennifer Lawrence, beautiful girl & love her personality & screen prescence. But if you think about it Alison Brie has almost the exact same persona, just a couple years older. Look up some of her interviews. In essence, Alison is the perfect girlfriend & Jennifer is probably the girl you would be FWB with.
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10:08PM on 03/23/2015

Jennifer Lawrence

Good match up here but JLaw gets my vote no matter who she goes against.
Good match up here but JLaw gets my vote no matter who she goes against.
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9:55PM on 03/23/2015
Jennifer Lawrence wins this battle for me. Alison's cute though.
Jennifer Lawrence wins this battle for me. Alison's cute though.
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9:53PM on 03/23/2015

Alison Brie

I like both but Alison is in my top 5 and I think body and hotness both go to Alison. Career is the only solid lock for Jen out of these two ladies IMO.
I like both but Alison is in my top 5 and I think body and hotness both go to Alison. Career is the only solid lock for Jen out of these two ladies IMO.
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8:47PM on 03/23/2015

Alison Brie

I'd say Brie beats out Lawrence in my book.
I'd say Brie beats out Lawrence in my book.
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6:53PM on 03/23/2015

Lawrence for the win

They're both hot though.
They're both hot though.
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6:08PM on 03/23/2015

Jennifer Lawrence

Lawrence wins every category and beats the beautiful Alison Brie rather easily.

In fact, I think Lawrence would beat anyone. She's absolutely gorgeous, very talented and has the best personality in Hollywood. She is pretty much the perfect woman.
Lawrence wins every category and beats the beautiful Alison Brie rather easily.

In fact, I think Lawrence would beat anyone. She's absolutely gorgeous, very talented and has the best personality in Hollywood. She is pretty much the perfect woman.
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5:10PM on 03/23/2015

Jennifer Lawrence

Alison Brie looks fine, but JLaw is in another league entirely. She freakin' beat MERYL STREEP for a Golden Globe - that should tell you everything you need to know about her as an actress. Plus, she seems like a real firecracker in the very best possible way - smart, funny and able to laugh at herself.
As for SERENA, that movie was apparently made before SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK and then shelved.
Alison Brie looks fine, but JLaw is in another league entirely. She freakin' beat MERYL STREEP for a Golden Globe - that should tell you everything you need to know about her as an actress. Plus, she seems like a real firecracker in the very best possible way - smart, funny and able to laugh at herself.
As for SERENA, that movie was apparently made before SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK and then shelved.
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2:40PM on 03/23/2015
Laurence, Brie is kind of obnoxious.
Laurence, Brie is kind of obnoxious.
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1:42PM on 03/23/2015
Alison Brie is as plain as they come. And she is a terrible actress. Jennifer is superior to her in EVERY way.
Alison Brie is as plain as they come. And she is a terrible actress. Jennifer is superior to her in EVERY way.
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12:57PM on 03/23/2015

Brie all the way.

She even resembles my ex. Lawrence is so overrated and her personality gets on my nerves.
She even resembles my ex. Lawrence is so overrated and her personality gets on my nerves.
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12:40PM on 03/23/2015

Jen.

Who's that extremely average chick up there next to Jennifer Lawrence?
Who's that extremely average chick up there next to Jennifer Lawrence?
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8:15PM on 03/23/2015
You know how I know you're a fucktard?
You know how I know you're a fucktard?
12:55PM on 03/23/2015
"extremely average"

You know how I know you're gay?
"extremely average"

You know how I know you're gay?
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12:14PM on 03/23/2015

Brie

I like Jen but to be honest Alison is just more sexier
I like Jen but to be honest Alison is just more sexier
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11:20AM on 03/23/2015

Not even close!

Alison.
Alison.
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10:45AM on 03/23/2015

Brie

No doubt, Lawrence is a talented actress but, to me, her looks are kind of "generic". Alison has some real character going on.
No doubt, Lawrence is a talented actress but, to me, her looks are kind of "generic". Alison has some real character going on.
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10:35AM on 03/23/2015

ALISON BRIE!

ALISON BRIE > jennifer lawrence
ALISON BRIE > jennifer lawrence
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10:25AM on 03/23/2015
I take Alison because Jennifer is overrated.
I take Alison because Jennifer is overrated.
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10:18AM on 03/23/2015
I'll take Lawrence over pretty much anyone and I think she's more beautiful as far as the face is concerned. That being said I have much appreciation for Brie as well.
I'll take Lawrence over pretty much anyone and I think she's more beautiful as far as the face is concerned. That being said I have much appreciation for Brie as well.
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10:08AM on 03/23/2015
Both are insanely hot, great personalities and have a lot going for them so I can't decide.
Both are insanely hot, great personalities and have a lot going for them so I can't decide.
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9:53AM on 03/23/2015
Alison Brie, even though I haven't seen her in anything but photographs.
Alison Brie, even though I haven't seen her in anything but photographs.
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9:29AM on 03/23/2015
Brie in all the categories but career.
Brie in all the categories but career.
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7:24AM on 03/23/2015

Jennifer Lawrence

This is a close one but I'm going with Jennifer. Both of them are smoking hot.
This is a close one but I'm going with Jennifer. Both of them are smoking hot.
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6:32AM on 03/23/2015

Brie

She is so cute on Community....when she isn't Annie is downright smokin' hot!
She is so cute on Community....when she isn't Annie is downright smokin' hot!
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6:11AM on 03/23/2015

Brie

Alison Brie all the way!
Alison Brie all the way!
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5:38AM on 03/23/2015
No tie for me. Alison Brie goes for the kill here.
No tie for me. Alison Brie goes for the kill here.
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4:50AM on 03/23/2015
Alison for the win.
Alison for the win.
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4:12AM on 03/23/2015
Lawrence for career and Brie for everything else (not close in any of the categories).
Lawrence for career and Brie for everything else (not close in any of the categories).
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