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Face Off: Christina Hendricks vs. Mila Kunis

08.27.2012by: Droz

The majority of you appear to prefer the nicer ladies (or ladies called Kristen Bell) over the naughty, as evidenced by the results of last week's Face Off, where nice won by a vote of 13 to 4. Sounds like ya'll have been hurt before by a not-so-nice lady. I feel your pain.

So this week we're dealing with opposites, much like we were last week. Only this time around, it's physical opposites. There's not a lot of correspondence between curvy Christina Hendricks and the petite Mila Kunis. In fact, there's pretty much nothing about either one that corresponds, other than their gender and the basic orientation of their features. Still, if you were placed in the highly unlikely situation of deciding between Christina and Mila, which of these two lovely ladies would you chose? Let's try to narrow it down, shall we?

Beauty

Christina can be pretty, when she wants to be or is properly made that way. Other times, she can look positively clown-like. You typically get the pretty version when she's on her shows, under the control of a professional make up person. You get the more garish version of her one when she's left to make her own cosmetics choices. So these fluctuations are probably just a matter of personal taste and not necessarily a knock against her looks. Though a bit more consistency would be good here.

I don't think I've ever seen Mila look bad. Even when she's au naturale, she's still a beautiful woman. Those big, gypsy eyes can and do bewitch a man's soul. Mila certainly knows how to work them too. Those Eastern European genes are impressive when it comes to feminine beauty. I don't know why that is. Maybe it's the water. Maybe it's all that Chernobyl radiation. Whatever it is, some of the most beautiful ladies get churned out from that part of the world, so they must be doing something right.

Hotness

So here's the one that's going to be the most contentious I'm sure. Those of you who recall anything of what I've written in the past will know that I'm all about the curvy girls. That's just the body style to which my eyes and other parts of my anatomy naturally gravitate. Christina's clearly rocking one of the curviest bodies. In fact, she pretty much wrote the book on what it means to be a curvy gal in today's world. A fan of such ladies has gotta hand it to her for that.

There's clearly nothing wrong with Mila. I'm sure there are plenty of you much more inclined toward her frame and that's fine. Her body is just as beautifully constructed as her face. However, since we're talking about a "one or the other" situation, the prospect of having Christina's body to do with as I wished is simply too great a thing for me to pass up. I'm not saying Mila wouldn't be a temptation. It's just that having such a choice would be a lifelong memory moment. Gotta swing for the fences.

Personality

Christina is sweet, but perhaps a little too bubbly for me. She's fond of saying how girly she is, which is all well and good, but I guess my preference is for the ladies with a bit more empathy for the male psyche. I'm more for the kind of girl who can just hang out and not be constantly in a state of grooming or pruning themselves for maximum visual appeal. Not that I criticize her for that. If I were her guy though, I'd have a great urge to monopolize as much of her time as I could. Not sure how well Christina would react to that.

I don't know everything there is to know about Mila, but from what I can gather she seems like a pretty easy-going, fun sort of person who one can get along with fairly easily. She doesn't seem like the type to freak out or run around on you. Hell, she stayed with Macaulay Culkin for close to a decade, so she's nothing if not loyal. From her interviews and the various characters she plays, you get a sense that she's the sort of person folks enjoy being around. That's my kind of girl.

Talent

Christina seems to have a greater range than Mila. Her main gig as Joan Halloway on Mad Men has asked quite a lot from Christina over the years and she's delivered convincing performances time and time again. That's probably why she's one of the most popular people on that show. Well, maybe the second reason why.

Mila's range is somewhat more limited I think. She's not a bad actress, but she only seems to be good at being laid back or pissed off and yelling. There's not very much happening in between. When she has tried to expand her range, I've never really found it convincing. She was pretty good in BLACK SWAN though, so maybe the future will see her grow as an actress.

Career

Kind of in a corner here, as my obsessive fanboy status toward all things Firefly forbids me from voting against anyone who was on that show, especially the one who got naked and worked the sexy like few ever could. I've never wanted to be robbed and left naked in the desert so bad in my life. But I'm also a huge Mad Men fan, so it's not all about the Whedon productions. 95 percent, tops.

I've enjoyed a lot of Mila's work, although lately there's been a little too much romcom shit for my tastes. I like her regular comedies, particularly the one's where she's allowed to be a bit funny herself. She's actually got pretty good comic timing, perfected over her time on That 70s Show and Family Guy. It looks like she's got more serious dramas coming up though - a genre which has has mixed results for her. Let's hope she can make those happen.

Christina

Yeah, predictable maybe, but I never said I was a rebel or anything. Christina has got what I need. That's pretty much all that matters. Mila is like a fine wine of which anyone would be privileged to partake. But Christina is a full course meal and I'm a hungry man in need of sustenance. That's one woman who could satisfy the most ravenous hunger and then some.

There's my choice. Where's yours?
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8:30AM on 10/01/2012
mila no contest
mila no contest
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9:08PM on 09/10/2012

Am I missing something here....

I'm not sure how why this is even a fair match, Kunis is way hotter is so many different ways it's not funny. This is just my opinion though and I know everybody is gonna get lost in Christin's rack and completely disagree with me.
I'm not sure how why this is even a fair match, Kunis is way hotter is so many different ways it's not funny. This is just my opinion though and I know everybody is gonna get lost in Christin's rack and completely disagree with me.
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11:11PM on 08/27/2012
I was right with you until you gave Hendricks the career vote. Seriously?
I was right with you until you gave Hendricks the career vote. Seriously?
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9:27PM on 08/27/2012

Epic boobs trump a pretty face

Cute girls are a dime a dozen. But a curvy goddess like this comes along once in a lifetime.
Cute girls are a dime a dozen. But a curvy goddess like this comes along once in a lifetime.
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5:41PM on 08/27/2012
Hendricks wins by the fact that she's not dating Ashton Kutcher alone, those giant tatas don't hurt either.
Hendricks wins by the fact that she's not dating Ashton Kutcher alone, those giant tatas don't hurt either.
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4:39PM on 08/27/2012
This one is tough... I might be inclined towards more slim bodies and athletic features yet I cannot help it...

I'm a sucker for red-heads! So Christina all the way!

Plus those baby toys at the frontal area provide a nice entertainment as well...
This one is tough... I might be inclined towards more slim bodies and athletic features yet I cannot help it...

I'm a sucker for red-heads! So Christina all the way!

Plus those baby toys at the frontal area provide a nice entertainment as well...
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3:39PM on 08/27/2012

Hendricks

As much of a hottie Kunis is, Hendricks is on a whole different plane. She is the closest thing to a real life Goddess I have ever seen. And that is not me just trying to be funny. I'm 100% serious. Kunis has a gorgeous face, but her body leaves much to be desired. To thin imo. I can't believe how many people prefer sticks figures over full figures. I do think Kunis has Hendricks beat in the career department though...
As much of a hottie Kunis is, Hendricks is on a whole different plane. She is the closest thing to a real life Goddess I have ever seen. And that is not me just trying to be funny. I'm 100% serious. Kunis has a gorgeous face, but her body leaves much to be desired. To thin imo. I can't believe how many people prefer sticks figures over full figures. I do think Kunis has Hendricks beat in the career department though...
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3:28PM on 08/27/2012
Great Choice . Christina's the bomb . I think Mila is damn fine , but Red Headed beauties can't be beat . Talent dispute among the haters? Get real , Hendrick's has been in some of the best executed projects in ages . Kunis has talent , but other than BLACK SWAN , she plays empty , vacuous characters over and over .
Great Choice . Christina's the bomb . I think Mila is damn fine , but Red Headed beauties can't be beat . Talent dispute among the haters? Get real , Hendrick's has been in some of the best executed projects in ages . Kunis has talent , but other than BLACK SWAN , she plays empty , vacuous characters over and over .
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3:20PM on 08/27/2012

Well done.

Red hair and curves. Can't be beat.
Especially by boy-body.
Red hair and curves. Can't be beat.
Especially by boy-body.
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1:57PM on 08/27/2012
if you like fatties, christina.

if youre normal, and like girls that are attractive, mila.

what kind of face off is this???
if you like fatties, christina.

if youre normal, and like girls that are attractive, mila.

what kind of face off is this???
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1:20PM on 08/27/2012

Kunis, by a long shot

Please stop shoving Hendricks and her "nylons stuffed with cottage cheese" body into competitions with much more attractive, younger, leaner women, especially Mila. I don't mind thick women, but Hendricks look is about good make-up, lighting, wardrobe, and big tits. Mila can look like a goddess just wearing shorts and a tank top.
Please stop shoving Hendricks and her "nylons stuffed with cottage cheese" body into competitions with much more attractive, younger, leaner women, especially Mila. I don't mind thick women, but Hendricks look is about good make-up, lighting, wardrobe, and big tits. Mila can look like a goddess just wearing shorts and a tank top.
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9:50AM on 08/27/2012

Hendricks all the way

Kunis isn't bad but I'll take Hendricks any day. I'm a sucker for big boobs and red hair. What can I say? ;)
Kunis isn't bad but I'll take Hendricks any day. I'm a sucker for big boobs and red hair. What can I say? ;)
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9:50AM on 08/27/2012
Mila Kunis. No contest. Next?
Mila Kunis. No contest. Next?
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9:39AM on 08/27/2012

Huh... Kind of a draw if you ask me...

Kunis talent is underrated... I think Black Swan really proved she's got some acting chops, even if she rarely gets the chance to put them on display. Not to mention that her career on the movie front has been far more successful than Hendricks, and when you weigh her success on TV (That 70's Show and Family Guy) against Hendricks, they are at a dead heat. Hotness and beauty are subjective, so they also carry a lot of speculation... Really, the clear cut category is personality. Kunis's
Kunis talent is underrated... I think Black Swan really proved she's got some acting chops, even if she rarely gets the chance to put them on display. Not to mention that her career on the movie front has been far more successful than Hendricks, and when you weigh her success on TV (That 70's Show and Family Guy) against Hendricks, they are at a dead heat. Hotness and beauty are subjective, so they also carry a lot of speculation... Really, the clear cut category is personality. Kunis's actions have been pretty well documented... Then again, have you seen Hendrick's husband??? There's gotta be a lot more to her than meets the eye for her to fall for a guy that looks like that, although that might speak more for his personality than hers, while Kunis has been linked to Kutcher. Either way... I don't really see a clear cut winner here. Both are smokin hotties that are both worthy of our love and infatuation.
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9:16AM on 08/27/2012

What the f*ck ever!

There's no way Christina Hendricks holds a candle to Mila. This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. Kunis is going to be around long after Hendricks' star has burnt out.
My vote is for Mila ... obviously.
There's no way Christina Hendricks holds a candle to Mila. This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. Kunis is going to be around long after Hendricks' star has burnt out.
My vote is for Mila ... obviously.
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8:44AM on 08/27/2012

Kind of like comparing Apples and Watermelons....

Hendricks is just a set of epic tits with legs while Kunis has so many things to offer like personality, those eyes, that smile and that tight little ass. Kunis wins it for me.
Hendricks is just a set of epic tits with legs while Kunis has so many things to offer like personality, those eyes, that smile and that tight little ass. Kunis wins it for me.
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8:09AM on 08/27/2012

ARGH!

This is about the most unfair Face Off: that I've ever read. It's so unfair, trying to choose from the bubbly, dark haired, tanned, gorgeous Mila to the busty, red headed, ivory skinned Christina that just thinking of it has almost caused my head to explode.

I...just...can't...do it!
This is about the most unfair Face Off: that I've ever read. It's so unfair, trying to choose from the bubbly, dark haired, tanned, gorgeous Mila to the busty, red headed, ivory skinned Christina that just thinking of it has almost caused my head to explode.

I...just...can't...do it!
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6:50AM on 08/27/2012
Kunis.

Had Kat Dennings been used to represent the curvy type, then I would have had more difficulty deciding.
Kunis.

Had Kat Dennings been used to represent the curvy type, then I would have had more difficulty deciding.
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6:13AM on 08/27/2012
In what universe is Hendrick's career hotter than Kunis's? Kunis just starred in an Oscar-winning film, one of the bigger comedies of the past few years, a hit with *gag* Justin Timberlake, another hit with Jason Segal, and is co-starring in Sam Raimi's Oz film. Not to mention That 70's show and Family Guy. Hendricks has Mad Men, Drive, and...what else? I don't like rom-coms either but (no offense) this reasoning makes little sense.
In what universe is Hendrick's career hotter than Kunis's? Kunis just starred in an Oscar-winning film, one of the bigger comedies of the past few years, a hit with *gag* Justin Timberlake, another hit with Jason Segal, and is co-starring in Sam Raimi's Oz film. Not to mention That 70's show and Family Guy. Hendricks has Mad Men, Drive, and...what else? I don't like rom-coms either but (no offense) this reasoning makes little sense.
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3:54AM on 08/27/2012
Kunis beats Hendricks in every category.
Kunis beats Hendricks in every category.
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3:39AM on 08/27/2012

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis in every category, any day, over almost any other hottie. No doubts.
Mila Kunis in every category, any day, over almost any other hottie. No doubts.
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2:21AM on 08/27/2012
I'm going with Mila all the way in every category.
I'm going with Mila all the way in every category.
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2:15AM on 08/27/2012

Are you insane? KUNIS all the way

Christina does not hold a candle to Kunis, not by any means in any way shape or form.

Bloated, clownish is right and overrated and what better career? = Christina.
Christina does not hold a candle to Kunis, not by any means in any way shape or form.

Bloated, clownish is right and overrated and what better career? = Christina.
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