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Face Off: Alexandra Daddario vs. Kelly Brook

02.01.2016by: Droz

The group was split on Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman in last week's Face Off. I almost went there too. They've got different strengths in equal measure. In the end I went with Jessica, because much of Natalie's appeal feels like it comes from her past exploits. Jessica, on the other hand, has never ceased to impress.

The problem with putting Alexandra Daddario in a Face Off is her overnight rise up to the top of the hottie ladder. It's a well deserved rise, thanks in large part to her superior array of features. Those features do present a problem, namely making it tough to match her up against anyone. You might find a bigger star than Alexandra, but a star nowhere near as well built. Or there might be a hottie just as well built, but nowhere near as beautiful. To make a Face Off involving Alexandra a fair fight, you gotta break out the heavily hottie artillery, here represented by Kelly Brook - truly one of the heaviest hitters in the current hottie spectrum. All this now begs the question - who do you got in an Alexandra vs. Kelly battle royale?

Beauty

I'm forced to be meaner than I prefer to be with Alexandra on this one. 9 times out of 10 when her face shows up anywhere, it's a moment of pure enchantment. Girl is absolutely gorgeous. Then there's that 10th time, which usually involves her being ridiculously happy. I don't have a problem with happy, but Alexandra's way of expressing her happiness is to bust out with one of her crazed grins, which have a way of countering some of the awe one might otherwise feel for her looks. I truly hate to be critical of anything about Alexandra, but those freaky grins of hers do take me aback sometimes.

Smiling, frowning, laughing, crying, screaming, cussing, smirking, stone-facing - it doesn't matter what kind of face Kelly is making. The woman is always gorgeous. Her sweet face and contagious smile are probably 50% of why I love Kelly as much as I do. Anyone can have huge tits and a sexy body. But if the hottie in question is iffy in the face, to me such a situation feels like building a hot rod and leaving it all rusty and primered. Kelly's beautiful mug is the shine that completes her superior build.

Body

If Alexandra's True Detective strip was the only thing she ever did, it would still be enough to put her on equal footing with Kelly's almost 2 decades of similar strips. This is one of the more impressive things about Alexandra. It says something quite profound about the good things Alexandra brings in this category and how absolutely insane her body is.

Kelly's body has gone through changes in the last 5 years. She started out as something of a curvier alternative to many a bony fashion model. Things later equalized there when several similarly curvy models came to prominence by following her lead. Then Kelly really thickened up, which had her literally popping out all over the place. No matter what form she's taken over the course of her time on the scene, there's never been a time when I wasn't transfixed by her greatness here.

Hotness

One incredible nude scene might be enough to put Alexandra on a mostly equal footing with Kelly for body goodness. She's still got to bow to Kelly on hotness. There's just not enough of Alexandra to go around. Sure, she's got a few movies where she gets down to some hot skin, a few magazine spreads here and there. Those are great for sure. It all pales next to Kelly's overwhelming contributions as a hottie.

I don't need to explain this one in too much depth. You all know what Kelly brings to the table here. And if you don't, just click on her profile in our gallery section to see a few examples of why one might consider her superior in hotness. Me going with Kelly on this one is not a knock against Alexandra. The same would happen with most any woman out there. Being the best hottie she can be has literally been the cornerstone of Kelly's career. I gotta recognize that kind of dedication.

Career

I don't know if Alexandra will ever join the ranks of the very best actresses ever. She only recently managed to escape from her B-movie doldrums and into more significant gigs, thanks in large part to her nude scene boost. However, contrasted against Kelly's track record as an actress, Alexandra's acting skills are good enough to make this a night and day situation.

As an actress, Kelly makes a far better model. Some models can make the transition from modelling into acting. Some can't. Kelly belongs to the latter group. She tries though, and despite her shortcomings, she usually manages to play likable characters - likability which is just a natural aspect of her personality she can't hide. Still, Kelly is never gonna win any acting prizes. Give out an award for all time sexiest model and I'll nominate her easily.

Kelly

We're dealing with two VIH right here, but for me there is no other choice than the one with whom I've enjoyed one of my longest fixations. Kelly will forever be right at the top of my most wanted list. Few have ever come as close as she does to realizing the image I have of my perfect woman.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?

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2:05AM on 02/08/2016
Alexandra wins easily over the most overrated hottie on this site.
Alexandra wins easily over the most overrated hottie on this site.
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2:12PM on 02/03/2016

There's no way to argue with this....

Daddario is a really special hottie, but she doesn't compare to professional models. Her body is amazing, but she's mostly played away from the sultry roles (True Detective aside). She's not nearly as pretty as Brook either.

Gorgeous woman, but not as hot as Kelly Brook.
Daddario is a really special hottie, but she doesn't compare to professional models. Her body is amazing, but she's mostly played away from the sultry roles (True Detective aside). She's not nearly as pretty as Brook either.

Gorgeous woman, but not as hot as Kelly Brook.
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10:23AM on 02/03/2016

You are so wrong on this one

Alexandra takes this one easily, in every category.
Kelly may be attractive, but Alexandra is stunning.
No contest.
Alexandra takes this one easily, in every category.
Kelly may be attractive, but Alexandra is stunning.
No contest.
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1:12PM on 02/03/2016
Not gonna lie. I was indeed expecting a more even split amongst user voters.
Not gonna lie. I was indeed expecting a more even split amongst user voters.
12:21PM on 02/02/2016

Nay

disagree, but jmo
disagree, but jmo
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8:54AM on 02/02/2016
all your checks are belong to Alexandra
all your checks are belong to Alexandra
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6:51AM on 02/02/2016

Alexandra Daddario

All day... erryday!
All day... erryday!
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8:56PM on 02/01/2016

Alexandra Daddario

Alexandra Daddario wins all categories. The best Kelly Brook can do is get a couple of ties. And I will say that Kelly may be beautiful but Alexandra is stunning. Her eyes alone crush Kelly Brook.
Alexandra Daddario wins all categories. The best Kelly Brook can do is get a couple of ties. And I will say that Kelly may be beautiful but Alexandra is stunning. Her eyes alone crush Kelly Brook.
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4:53PM on 02/01/2016
Tie. I'd give beauty to Alex (the eyes) and give body completely to Kelly.
Tie. I'd give beauty to Alex (the eyes) and give body completely to Kelly.
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2:57PM on 02/01/2016

Daddario

The eyes have it
The eyes have it
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2:07PM on 02/01/2016

Alexandra

Kelly is good, but Alexandra is better in all categories.
Kelly is good, but Alexandra is better in all categories.
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12:20PM on 02/01/2016
Kelly is just perfect.
Kelly is just perfect.
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11:46AM on 02/01/2016
Alexandra. Her not winning under beauty soiled this whole comparison. Kelly is nice looking, but not stunning like Alex.
Alexandra. Her not winning under beauty soiled this whole comparison. Kelly is nice looking, but not stunning like Alex.
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11:34AM on 02/01/2016

Alexandra

Alexandra's body is a nearly perfect example of a voluptuous body that isn't a caricature of a curvy, sexy woman. For all her sweet smile and curvy, big breasted body bring to the table, Kelly isn't as balanced physically in the flesh.
Alexandra's body is a nearly perfect example of a voluptuous body that isn't a caricature of a curvy, sexy woman. For all her sweet smile and curvy, big breasted body bring to the table, Kelly isn't as balanced physically in the flesh.
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12:01PM on 02/01/2016
Yeah, Kelly's fluctuations should have lost her the Body point.
Yeah, Kelly's fluctuations should have lost her the Body point.
11:15AM on 02/01/2016

Kelly

She is the complete package.
She is the complete package.
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9:04AM on 02/01/2016

Alexandra

She wins on everything except maybe the face.
She wins on everything except maybe the face.
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7:44AM on 02/01/2016

Alexandra...

I'm no expert on Kelly but given the trading card collection of guys she's dated, I have a feeling she might be a pain in the ass and some have said she's pretty mean. Alexandra on the other hand is a goddess and well known for being a sweetheart.
I'm no expert on Kelly but given the trading card collection of guys she's dated, I have a feeling she might be a pain in the ass and some have said she's pretty mean. Alexandra on the other hand is a goddess and well known for being a sweetheart.
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10:28AM on 02/01/2016
Personally, I'd say the lack of spreads featuring Daddario make her hotter than Brook for the reason of how she makes up for it. Daddario has shown herself to be bright, bubbly and lively when she's not posing for sexy spreads and when someone tends to do spreads more often than not, I get a sense that there's not much else meaningful going on with them. There's a superficiality to girls who seem more known for posing sexy. In this day and age, being lively and dorky feels sexier than simply
Personally, I'd say the lack of spreads featuring Daddario make her hotter than Brook for the reason of how she makes up for it. Daddario has shown herself to be bright, bubbly and lively when she's not posing for sexy spreads and when someone tends to do spreads more often than not, I get a sense that there's not much else meaningful going on with them. There's a superficiality to girls who seem more known for posing sexy. In this day and age, being lively and dorky feels sexier than simply looking sexy. Plus there's the fact that the less spreads Daddario does, the more meaningful the impact is when she does do them.

Like in Spectre when M says a license to kill is also a license *not* to kill, I would argue that a license to be hot or show off is also a license *not* to be hot or show off.

And I like Daddario's smile. There, I said it. I am not creeped out by her smile at all.
7:27AM on 02/01/2016

Kelly Brook

Alexandra is hot but she is no match for a goddess. Kelly Brook has one of the best bodies on the planet.
Alexandra is hot but she is no match for a goddess. Kelly Brook has one of the best bodies on the planet.
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7:08AM on 02/01/2016
Kelly.
Kelly.
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6:54AM on 02/01/2016

Maybe it's a hazard of the job pitting Daddario up against the more established.

She is in quite the predicament when it comes to Face-Offs. Too hot to have any of her contemporaries go up against her, yet apparently not hot enough to compete with the big babes.

I'm almost always gonna go with Daddario in any Face-Off.

Also, I really like her smile and I hope that grin reason you've given her opponents beauty points over doesn't apply to *every* chick you put her up against.
She is in quite the predicament when it comes to Face-Offs. Too hot to have any of her contemporaries go up against her, yet apparently not hot enough to compete with the big babes.

I'm almost always gonna go with Daddario in any Face-Off.

Also, I really like her smile and I hope that grin reason you've given her opponents beauty points over doesn't apply to *every* chick you put her up against.
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6:28AM on 02/01/2016
Alexandra should really win in all categories. I love Kelly, but she really isn't a match for her in my opinion...
Alexandra should really win in all categories. I love Kelly, but she really isn't a match for her in my opinion...
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