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Eva Longoria's ass goes swimmingly with a paddle

07.16.2012by: Salacious Crumb

It appears another challenger has stepped up to the plate to showcase their beach-butt bathing techniques. I've never watched a full episode of Desperate Houseflies, but the decision to give it a chance always stemmed from seeing Eva Longoria looking provocative in the promos. She looks more built for a Super Bowl commercial than an oddball drama. At least when she did that Heineken ad I wasn't disappointed in what her luscious face and opulent body had sold me. Put her ass next to anything and watch the stock for it skyrocket, whatever it is. Take this paddle for instance. Sure it just seems like an ordinary rowing device at first, but next to Eva's ass, a whole new window of possibility is open thanks to good ol' testosterone and imagination. Whatever kind of canoe-style surfing that is (I believe it's called SUPing), Eva seems to either be the happiest woman alive doing it, or just happens to laugh uncontrollably when she's near ocean water. If that's the case, get me to the beach with that woman pronto, and we'll have a real fun time with that paddle.

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