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Can Angelica Bridges' nipples compel you to pay a premium price for water?

04.29.2016by: No Cool Handle

From the 138 Website: 138 Water also brings Fashion, Style and Healthy Living to its Consumers. Our product is packaged in a variety of fashion colors: Blue, Black, Pink, Yellow, Purple, Red, Green and Orange.

You have to take a moment to ponder over just how many f**k-tards are susceptible to this kind of lazy manipulation. "Fasion Colors," really? You mean your bottles have different colored labels; that's why I should be paying top dollar? In that case, I have some fashion crayons I want sell you. I checked what was actually in it, and sure enough, it's just water. The only real difference was their "brilliant" idea to take marketing techniques usually reservered for cheap beer and apply it to bottled water. Now, with former Playboy playmate Angelica Bridges, they are using nipples, her nipples, the ones you see in almost every pic ... those nipples. You see the effect repetitiously reading the word nipples can have? Compound that effect when you actually see them attached to a perfect pair of breasts such as hers in almost 40 f**king photos. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take out a second mortgage so I can keep myself stocked in fashion-friendly water. Damn you nipples.

Source: 138 Water


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