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BOTB Overrated Babes: Kate Upton vs Kelly Brook vs Kim Kardashian

02.12.2015by: Cherry Liquor

I made it pretty easy for you last week by placing Mila Kunis in the Battle of the Wachowski Women, but it seems that there is still mad love for both Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly, the babes at the forefront of the Wachowski's first movie, BOUND. As for this week, I'm going to make it a little bit harder for you. At the request of Bob_Loblaw, we're going to feature the top three overrated babes from last Friday's poll (although I took the liberty of using one of the biggest write-in women). As for who you pick - I suppose we should go with who you feel is the most overrated of the three, rather than choosing the usual favorite of the bunch. Following along? I barely am myself, so it's alright if we falter here and there.

Kate Upton

Personally, I really like Kate Upton. When I take a long, hard look at her, I will admit that she's built like a refrigerator with boobs (to steal from someone's comment from some time back) - meaning her torso has no curve to it, rendering her a bit of a blockbody. But dammit, she's adorable. Frankly, if your job description is to be a happy, smiling bikini top filling model, then how is Upton really failing at doing her job?

Kelly Brook

I can appreciate the beauty of Kelly Brook, but if I take a really good look at her, I have to say that she's got an awesome body and a rather average face. I have a friend who looks just like her, which is both a compliment and an insult, if you figure that I'm saying this to point out that Brook is an average lady in the face department. But I can't full-on despise her since she seems to be a nice broad, which is more than can be said of most models.

Kim Kardashian

I am really, really, really sick of anyone and everyone attached to the Kardashian name. I post on them because they're tabloid fodder and that's my job here. They're train wrecks that you always stop to gawk at, even when you know you're going to hate yourself for doing it. I hate that most young girls know who Kim is but can't name a single female politician or scientist. I hate that their parents aren't teaching them any different by buying into this person and her product of a life. I don't necessarily hate Kim, I just really hate what she represents.

Which overrated hottie is the worst of the bunch: Kate, Kelly or Kim?

Source: IMDB

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