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02.18.2016by: Cherry Liquor

Last weekend ZOOLANDER 2 did lackluster business at the box office and the Battle of the Babes inspired by the movie seemed to move about the same numbers. For some reason I thought you would be more interested in telling me which hot model was your favorite but only 8 people responded on the site (more were complimentary toward Charlotte McKinney over on the Facebook page) and it was a mixed bag of responses at that, with no clear favorite. This week we have a paltry offering of new releases to draw from so I'm going with the one genre that I have no interest in actually watching - biblical - based on RISEN, which is sure to draw money because of congregations sending their parishioners out to see it in droves.

Jennifer Connelly

From what I understand, NOAH was a decent movie. I like Russell Crowe (as an actor, he seems like a bit of twat when he's not being paid to perform) and Jennifer Connelly, despite being far too thin and depressed looking in recent years is still a solid actress. But I can't bring myself to watch it because I just can't buy the 2 of every animal on a giant arc angle unless Morgan Freeman is playing the man upstairs. And even then it's a stretch.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Out of all three movies, this is the only one I've actually watched and I'm not sure how much it counts as it's an animated movie. Starring the elder Fiennes brother and Val Kilmer, who I am hard pressed to ignore even after his physical deterioration in recent years, PRINCE OF EGYPT happened to also have Michelle Pfeiffer as a voice character. And since I definitely can't pass up that white gold, here she is in the mix.

Monica Bellucci

I have so few plans to ever watch THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST that I'd forgotten entirely that Monica Bellucci was a member of the cast. I don't know if it was a big role or an important role or if she was even vaguely hot in it. I just know that out of all the options for me to use from biblical flicks, she fits best in the mix here. And if she'd been the one half naked, getting whipped the film would have made even more bank.

Which biblical babe would you most want to worship: Jennifer, Michelle or Monica?

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7:25AM on 02/23/2016

Connelly

The first time I saw her was on The Rocketeer, and she was absolutely stunning. She still is, but either avoid Noah like the plague because it's terrible or go ahead and watch it because it's actually pretty trippy. Not at all what I was expecting it to be.
The first time I saw her was on The Rocketeer, and she was absolutely stunning. She still is, but either avoid Noah like the plague because it's terrible or go ahead and watch it because it's actually pretty trippy. Not at all what I was expecting it to be.
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8:02AM on 02/19/2016
It's definitely Jennifer Connelly
It's definitely Jennifer Connelly
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7:26PM on 02/18/2016

Why is this even a question?

Jennifer Connelly by a landslide. She may be the most beautiful woman ever to exist.
Jennifer Connelly by a landslide. She may be the most beautiful woman ever to exist.
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4:52PM on 02/18/2016

They're All Hot...

but Bellucci still wins the contest.
but Bellucci still wins the contest.
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2:00PM on 02/18/2016

All of them are gorgeous..!!

But Bellucci will forever be the Ultimate Femme Fatale
But Bellucci will forever be the Ultimate Femme Fatale
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1:47PM on 02/18/2016
Tough call. Gotta go with Michelle Pfeiffer.
Tough call. Gotta go with Michelle Pfeiffer.
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10:53AM on 02/18/2016
Jennifer Connelly.
Jennifer Connelly.
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8:26AM on 02/18/2016

Michelle

By miles and miles, even in present company!
By miles and miles, even in present company!
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8:16AM on 02/18/2016

All are beautiful

Monica will always be my favorite ever. Michelle is a close second.
Monica will always be my favorite ever. Michelle is a close second.
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8:04AM on 02/18/2016

Jennifer.

Monica in a close 2nd; Michelle in a distant 3rd.
Monica in a close 2nd; Michelle in a distant 3rd.
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8:03AM on 02/18/2016

All 3 are perfect...

...but have to go with Monica.
...but have to go with Monica.
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5:49AM on 02/18/2016

Michelle Pfeiffer

Michelle followed closely by Monica. Jennifer is far behind those two.
Michelle followed closely by Monica. Jennifer is far behind those two.
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