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Body Shop: Rosario Dawson

08.18.2008by: Mr. Pink

The EAGLE EYE hotties write up this week by The Gecko got some of you all in a tither over the hotness of a particular mocha skinned beauty that I happen to share your affection for. And since we not only love, but also listen to ya'lls feedback, this week you're getting some: ROSARIO DAWSON!

Check her out in - Eagle Eye

ASS (6/10):

Will Smith famously made fun of Ro's lack of asstasticness. She's certainly not in any danger of losing overall doability for her hindquarters, but they are fairly uneventful given the spectacular beauty of the rest of her. Moving on.

BOOBIES (10/10):

I don't think natural mammary magnificence gets any better than these puppies. I could spend a bunch of time waxing rhapsodic about the loveliness at play here, but let's be honest, you just wanna look at the picture anyway.

FACE (10/10):

I've heard many a person opine that Dawson is ugly. Just flat out, slap her mama ugly. Horse face. Butta face. Two-bagger. Three-bagger. Bah I say! I usually try to give the benefit of the doubt to divergent views on beauty, but this Rose is f*cking hot and anyone who wants to argue otherwise has too narrow a view of what a goddess should look like.

PERSONALITY (10/10):

Well let's see, she loves comic books, speaks Klingon and likes sex. Basically if they remake WEIRD SCIENCE, and you know somebody's thinking about it, KellyLeBrock is out and RoDawg is what new millennial geeks would create. Except that she's really real. If you like girls and you like the internets, then the good news is your dream woman lives. The bad news is she's definitely not going to go out with you. But the super good news is she might give Cherry and Beatrix a tumble.

CAREER (8/10):

So let's get this out of the way. I'm sure I'll hear complaints that KIDS is listed as a low point, but the movie's badly written, badly acted and basically just a skeezy perv joint so save it. As to the rest of her career, Ms. Dawson presents us with a fairly mixed bag, but she has mostly avoided any truly embarrassing efforts. On top of that, despite her deliciously mixed heritage, she's a black actress in H'Wood's eyes, which means she has to fight for whatever is left over after Halle Berry and Angela Bassett pass. In other words, to have the career she has is far more noteworthy than a similar level of achievement from a white actress. Yeah, I said it.

High points: MEN IN BLACK II, SIN CITY, CLERKS II, GRINDHOUSE
Low points: KIDS, THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, RENT

OVERALL (9/10):

Chicks just don't come much better than this. Neither do ladies, lasses, babes, booty calls or womyn. This once in a lifetime mixture of talent, sass, deliciosity, coolness and general ice queen pwnage is nearly beyond reckoning. She quite frankly seems too good to be true. Yum!

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