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Body Shop: Rachel McAdams

11.24.2008by: Mr. Pink

Well last week jmcman took up my challenge to find a better rack in the natural world than Diora Baird's, and his nomination was this fine (NSFW) lass. I'll let you folks argue over it. Now for this week, I have to say I was so tickled by those who lost their shite over the inclusion of WEDDING CRASHERS as a low point that it inspired me to go with another chick from that deeply unfunny flick. I give you: RACHEL MCADAMS!

Check her out in - Sherlock Holmes

ASS (5/10):

McA doesn't have anything offensively wrong with her keister, but there's not really much to speak for it either. It's got decent but not great tone, middle of the road shape, and the amplitude is just alright. In other words, a perfectly average bootie.

BOOBIES (3/10):

Yikes! Maybe a pregnancy will plump these baby suckers up at some point, but for now they just hang there like Sunnyside Up eggs on a nail. It's tough faulting someone for nature's cruelties, but the big Mother really did Rachel no favors in this department.

FACE (9/10):

RMac is rocking the Jennifer Garner look, just without the man-chin. And the result is quite appealing. She's got that ability to be cute, sassy, sultry and flat out hot, all while making each look seem effortless. Think of her as the opposite of a two bagger. Perhaps a two potato sacker.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Tough one here, because in her interviews she tends to say a lot without really giving too much insight into her personality. It's mostly "I feel normal", and "I was a geek" kinda stuff. But then I came across this gem - If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling. That's just awesome, so I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and give her credit for being pretty cool.

CAREER (6/10):

I have to admit I was shocked when I checked out her resume to discover that McAdams really hasn't done all that much. It seems like she's been all over the place for quite some time. So it's a mixed bag. It means she's got star quality (or an outstanding publicist). And while she tends to be great in all of her performances, THE NOTEBOOK is really her only break out role. So it seems like she's had a much more impressive career than is supported by the facts.

High points: MEAN GIRLS, RED EYE
Low points: THE HOT CHICK, WEDDING CRASHERS, THE FAMILY STONE

OVERALL (6/10):

What can I say? Rachel's got some sort of quality that makes her seem like a more legit hottie than she actually is. The face is outstanding, but can't overcome a body that is more pre-teen than developed and delicious. The good news for all of us is that I have mostly exhausted the Body Shop-able women of WEDDING CRASHERS (no offense Dr. Quinn), so after this week we can all stop arguing about that particular movie.

Source: MovieHotties

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