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11.30.2009by: Mr. Pink

All the recent media coverage of kids getting beat up by too literal idiots on Kick A Ginger Day got me thinking about some of the hot redheads in the Hollywood pool. 'Cause let me tell you, if you kick a ginger then karma will make sure you never get to f*ck a ginger. And that means you'd never get a chance at hot soulless lovin' with: JULIANNE MOORE!

Check her out in - A Single Man

ASS (4/10):

Yikes! Moore is eminently bangable, but wow the backside is grim. As you can see here (NSFW) she doesn't even look like she's got a full sized booty. It's some sort of weird half-butt. And what is there is flat and kinda droopy. Just not good news by any measure.

BOOBIES (7/10):

I'll be honest, Moore's boobs confuse me. From some angles they look kinda average, yet at other times they look pretty damn amazing (NSFW). So which is indicative of reality? I'm not sure. So we'll split the difference until I get a chance to do some field research.

FACE (8/10):

I don't think Julianne gets a lot of credit for being as gorgeous as she is. Not entirely sure why since she is a definite case of damn yummy. Whatever the reason, when you get down to it this is certainly a ginger you would NOT kick out of bed.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

She's a nice enough gal, but most of what makes her interesting seems to be what she can do with a role. As with many great actresses, having a non-distracting personality is a bonus because it keeps things uncluttered for the characters she plays.

CAREER (9/10):

Mulltiple Oscar nominations are plenty reason to get excited over JM's career. However the better reason is that she's an actress who not only consistently finds interesting projects, but also turns in outstanding and unique performances pretty much every single time. Hard to do much better than this talented lass.

High points: THE MYTH OF FINGERPRINTS, BOOGIE NIGHTS, CHILDREN OF MEN
Low points: PSYCHO, HANNIBAL

OVERALL (7/10):

Julianne Moore is a tough cookie to BS because the strength of her various attributes is all over the map. That said she is one sexy package when you take it all together. She doesn't have the typical look of your men's mag babes, but when push comes to shove most of you would probably prefer to get down with this unexpected lady than some tarty flavor of the week anyway.

Source: MovieHotties

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