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Body Shop: Isla Fisher

06.09.2008by: Mr. Pink

You know what the problem is with saying you have a type? Eventually someone is going to come along that turns you into a giant liar. For instance, I don't tend to find redheads attractive. I also find bubbly personalities annoying. And of course women who love their ability to manipulate men are wastes of space IMHO. Oh well, I still can't help the fact that I'm head over heels for: ISLA FISHER!

Check her out in - Confessions of a Shopaholic

ASS (8/10):

I wanna have a picnic between those cheeks. Isla's pale twin moons draw me in like the Death Star tractor beam snagging the Millennium Falcon. When you find yourself balancing words like nuzzle and rim in your estimation of a backfield then you can well consider yourself smitten.

BOOBIES (8/10):

One of the things I love about Ms. Fisher's body is that it has a genuine softness to it. Avoiding both the anorexic stick look and the meticulously buffed polish that comes from live-in trainers, IsFish has a womanly body - soft, supple, delicious. So while her chesticles aren't the biggest or the firmest, they are exactly the kind of soft sexy pillows you want to bury your face in.

FACE (10/10):

There are greater traditional beauties to be sure, but this face is absolute perfection in my personal estimation. Why? Because the mixture of innocence, sass, sexiness and simple gorgeosity in this face are a fine example of just how complex and enthralling a woman's face can be. I don't obsess over women as a general rule, but this visage makes me feel downright stalkerish.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

I don't know what exactly it is about this perky comedienne that gobsmacks me so, because her ilk are not usually my bag. Maybe it's that she's an Aussie, which immediately adds coolness. Or perhaps that she's engaged to Borat. I can't figure it out, but I know I likes it.

CAREER (7/10):

The Fish has been kicking ass and taking names in Oz for a long time, but it was her scene stealing performance in the otherwise disappointing WEDDING CRASHERS that kicked her into the worldwide spotlight. She's failed to find another project to equal that level of exposure since, although the upcoming CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC will likely catapult her again. Right now depending on your perspective of her career, she's either seriously over- or under-appreciated.

High points: I HEART HUCKABEES, WEDDING CRASHERS
Low points: SCOOBY-DOO, WEDDING DAZE

OVERALL (9/10):

I can't help it. This red-headed vixen has bewitched me. I'm completely incapable of logical thought when faced with her. Does that make her legitimately hot? I just don't know. What I do know is that no ginger haired girl has killed me like this since Angie Everhart. That's two in the history of women, and so I must bow down and give respect.

Source: MovieHotties
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