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Body Shop: Christina Hendricks

12.06.2010by: Mr. Pink

Every once in awhile a new chick blows up on the entertainment landscape and every body's talking about her. Often times the cultural force behind the snowballing obsession leads to an Emperor's New Clothes scenario where any dissension about said chick's awesomeness is met with scorn and pitchforks. It all gets even more fun when you throw in a body that reignites the ole curvy vs. skinny debate. You get all this and more with current It girl: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!

Check her out in - Drive

ASS (8/10):

There's been so much focus on Christina's tits that her generous and juicy rump has gotten little notice outside of a perfectly understandable salute to its bombastic goodness on MAD MEN. It's a damn shame though that no one has taken advantage of the fact that she'd probably be happy to feature something other than the twins in a photo shoot. Honestly, trying to find a decent pic of this heinie is like trying to snap a good shot of bigfoot.

BOOBIES (10/10):

I think it's probably safe to say that all of us not named ROUS would love to get smothered in the overflowing and enveloping goodness that is one of the most impressive sets of natural womanflesh the world has ever seen. I've also noticed, that like the pic below, there is a tendency to utilize angelic lighting to highlight the girls, which seems appropriate because they are heavenly.

FACE (6/10):

This one may piss some people off, but if you look at the lass honestly she's got a relatively plain face with an odd size mismatch between lips, nose and cheekbones. Making things even worse is her penchant for showing up on red carpets with makeup that looks like her stylist is slutty clown. CH has the ability to look stunning under the proper circumstances, but in the cold light of day is mostly meh.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

A lot of folks are going to like The Hend for the same reason that I don't much. Her whole vibe is constantly, aggressively flirty. It's like watching someone who is always playing an angle. It's great for the ego of whatever dude she's stroking of course, but I'm always annoyed by the cynical superficiality of that personality type. Ironically it causes her sex appeal to go through the roof, because you really can't think of anything else when she's around.

CAREER (6/10):

She's been very good on a great show, but other than that hasn't done much of note outside of a nice guest starring turn on FIREFLY. Now that MAD MEN and her boobs have catapulted her into the limelight it's time to see what she can pull off when the pressure's on. Good luck madam. Oh, you're welcome for the accompanying pic my friends.

High points: N/A
Low points: LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

OVERALL (7/10):

Christina Hendricks has a lot of sex appeal and a body that certainly demands closer study. Even though she's not a natural red head, the color certainly looks enticing on her. I still don't quite see the necessity for wide spread ecstasy about her, because her looks, achievements and vibe all fall a bit short right now. But if she can really step up and own the opportunity that some great writing and massive cans have given her, then she may actually earn all the esteem being thrust her way.

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1:34AM on 12/29/2010
Wow, I hate to knock your ratings but you really need to second guess the rating for her face. I agree she isn't the most beautiful, but she is still f'cking stunning!
Wow, I hate to knock your ratings but you really need to second guess the rating for her face. I agree she isn't the most beautiful, but she is still f'cking stunning!
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11:33AM on 12/10/2010
6 for the face? Ridiculous

N/A for high point? ridiculous

The fact the reviewer has this job...ridiculous.
6 for the face? Ridiculous

N/A for high point? ridiculous

The fact the reviewer has this job...ridiculous.
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2:24AM on 12/08/2010
More than her boobs I like her cuurves and her face, I think she's very pretty, a 9 for me :)
More than her boobs I like her cuurves and her face, I think she's very pretty, a 9 for me :)
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12:16AM on 12/08/2010

RE: Face rating

Completely agree with you. 6/10 is right. I still wouldn't kick her out of the hammock though.
Completely agree with you. 6/10 is right. I still wouldn't kick her out of the hammock though.
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3:28PM on 12/07/2010
Face 6/10? You're fucking insane!
Face 6/10? You're fucking insane!
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2:09PM on 12/07/2010

Oh man

What i would have given to be Nathan Fillion during the bedroom scene in her episode on Firefly.

"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
What i would have given to be Nathan Fillion during the bedroom scene in her episode on Firefly.

"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
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2:08PM on 12/07/2010

Oh man

What i would have given to be Nathan Fillion during the bedroom scene in her episode on Firefly.

"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
What i would have given to be Nathan Fillion during the bedroom scene in her episode on Firefly.

"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
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2:02AM on 12/07/2010
High points N/A? Thats a joke...right?
High points N/A? Thats a joke...right?
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7:54PM on 12/06/2010
Without makeup, corset, Photoshop, push-up bra & flattering clothes she's a rather chubby & unremarkable woman. There is no real shot of her ass because she ain't working out, and with her whole body being soft and plump there's no way to make that butt look presentable.
Without makeup, corset, Photoshop, push-up bra & flattering clothes she's a rather chubby & unremarkable woman. There is no real shot of her ass because she ain't working out, and with her whole body being soft and plump there's no way to make that butt look presentable.
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11:53PM on 12/06/2010
AGREED.
AGREED.
12:19AM on 12/07/2010
All this negativity coming from someone who liked The Expendables?? LOL.
All this negativity coming from someone who liked The Expendables?? LOL.
7:36AM on 12/08/2010
What does my liking of The Expendables have to do with anything? All I'm saying is, if you actually saw her naked you'd think 2x about calling her the hottest thing ever.
What does my liking of The Expendables have to do with anything? All I'm saying is, if you actually saw her naked you'd think 2x about calling her the hottest thing ever.
5:21PM on 12/06/2010

I'd rate her face higher,

Sure, she looks better under certain conditions but you can tell there's a lot of smarts there and there's nothing wrong with a flirty girl. I'll take a full-figured Cristina Hendricks any day over the anorexic 14-year-olds that we're told are "beautiful."
Sure, she looks better under certain conditions but you can tell there's a lot of smarts there and there's nothing wrong with a flirty girl. I'll take a full-figured Cristina Hendricks any day over the anorexic 14-year-olds that we're told are "beautiful."
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4:05PM on 12/06/2010

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The hottest of them all!
The hottest of them all!
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3:49PM on 12/06/2010
Shes proof you don't have to be a size 0 to be hot.
Shes proof you don't have to be a size 0 to be hot.
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2:15PM on 12/06/2010
Wow, you were really harsh on Miss Hendricks. She stars in two great episodes of Firefly and is a recurring character on one of the most successful television shows of the day and that doesn't warrant her a "High Point"? I understand if you don't dig certain aspects of her, but I think the assessment of her personality as well as the listed high/low points is just being way too harsh.
Wow, you were really harsh on Miss Hendricks. She stars in two great episodes of Firefly and is a recurring character on one of the most successful television shows of the day and that doesn't warrant her a "High Point"? I understand if you don't dig certain aspects of her, but I think the assessment of her personality as well as the listed high/low points is just being way too harsh.
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2:12PM on 12/06/2010
Wow, you were really harsh on Miss Hendricks. She stars in two great episodes of Firefly and is a recurring character on one of the most successful television shows of the day and that doesn't warrant her a "High Point"? I understand if you don't dig certain aspects of her, but I think the assessment of her personality as well as the listed high/low points is just being way too harsh.
Wow, you were really harsh on Miss Hendricks. She stars in two great episodes of Firefly and is a recurring character on one of the most successful television shows of the day and that doesn't warrant her a "High Point"? I understand if you don't dig certain aspects of her, but I think the assessment of her personality as well as the listed high/low points is just being way too harsh.
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1:23PM on 12/06/2010
I would rate her face higher, but other than that, pretty exact.
I would rate her face higher, but other than that, pretty exact.
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1:18PM on 12/06/2010
Great ROUS shout out. lol

A bit low on the overall scale, I think she has quite a nice face.
Great ROUS shout out. lol

A bit low on the overall scale, I think she has quite a nice face.
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11:45AM on 12/06/2010

Hahaha!

I think it is awesome that Mr. Pink called out ROUS...that dude hates every chick!
I think it is awesome that Mr. Pink called out ROUS...that dude hates every chick!
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12:35PM on 12/06/2010
I don't think he hates every chick, he just thinks its funny to give a limp hot dog because he thinks it creates "balance" or whatever. I don't think it would be as iritating if he at least contributed a reason or comment along with the limp dog to instead if just pretty much saying "Hi fuckers!"
I don't think he hates every chick, he just thinks its funny to give a limp hot dog because he thinks it creates "balance" or whatever. I don't think it would be as iritating if he at least contributed a reason or comment along with the limp dog to instead if just pretty much saying "Hi fuckers!"
11:45AM on 12/06/2010
Been enamored with her since Firefly. She's just about perfect as far as I am concerned.
Been enamored with her since Firefly. She's just about perfect as far as I am concerned.
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11:33AM on 12/06/2010
I would put her face at a little higher than a 6. It's not perfect but maybe a 7 or 8.

Also, you guys do realize that the high and low points are just for movies right? Obviously Mad Men is a good show but she hasn't really had any films that qualify (La Cucina was a pretentious piece of crap.)
I would put her face at a little higher than a 6. It's not perfect but maybe a 7 or 8.

Also, you guys do realize that the high and low points are just for movies right? Obviously Mad Men is a good show but she hasn't really had any films that qualify (La Cucina was a pretentious piece of crap.)
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11:19AM on 12/06/2010

come on

Go read the open letter she wrote to all men to get a hint of her personality. She comes off as pretty smart and having excellent taste.

Also, her face is beautiful. 6 my ass. This is an amazing looking woman from head to toe.

Also, no high points? Seriously? Mad Men is the best show on TV and she's one of the most consistently compelling characters.
Go read the open letter she wrote to all men to get a hint of her personality. She comes off as pretty smart and having excellent taste.

Also, her face is beautiful. 6 my ass. This is an amazing looking woman from head to toe.

Also, no high points? Seriously? Mad Men is the best show on TV and she's one of the most consistently compelling characters.
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11:02AM on 12/06/2010

Stupid stupid stupid

HIGH POINTS: Mad Men, Firefly, La Cucina.

Her face is an 8.

Next time get a fan to do a Body shop, this article stunk.
HIGH POINTS: Mad Men, Firefly, La Cucina.

Her face is an 8.

Next time get a fan to do a Body shop, this article stunk.
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10:42AM on 12/06/2010

No thanks..

tits like that usually have nipples the size of texas.
tits like that usually have nipples the size of texas.
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10:18AM on 12/06/2010

I love her new nickname.

She definitely works for me as a slutty clown since she usually only looks great with heavy make-up. I wonder if her boobs honk when you squeeze them.
She definitely works for me as a slutty clown since she usually only looks great with heavy make-up. I wonder if her boobs honk when you squeeze them.
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9:53AM on 12/06/2010

All I'm thinking about is

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9:30AM on 12/06/2010
She is pretty.

All the scores were scored very well.
She is pretty.

All the scores were scored very well.
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