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12.28.2007by: Seth Gecko

Merry Christmas everyone and welcome to the first annual "Best/Worst Awards of 2007" here are It's been a pretty wicked year as you all know already in terms of celebrity gossip, scandals, photoshoots, movies and all that other good stuff.

Due to the fact that 2007 was such a big year, we've decided to create categories and select a winner for each one followed by the runner-up whether it be in the "Best" or "Worst" category. So check out all the big winners this year and we'd love to hear your comments at the bottom about our choices. Enjoy!

Best Hottie Performance of the Year

Ellen Page in "Juno"

2007 has been the year of Ellen Page as she has swept audiences and critics alike with her terrific talent and stunning beauty. I have absolutely fallen in love with this woman if you don't know already and I fully intend to ask her to marry me one day. Congrats on your big year Ellen!

Runner-Up: Angelina Jolie in "A Mighty Heart"

Best Nipple Slip of the Year

Megan Fox

This was definitely a surprise and we all didn't see it coming for sure, even with our crystal ball of hottie predictions. However, it was most welcome since she is the "Breakthrough Hottie of the Year" and she has wonderful cans. Whatever her parents did, they did it right. If you feel like looking past our pretty censor on the photo above, just give it a click and you can see the original version in all its glory.

Runner-Up: Uma Thurman

Hottest Premiere Photos of the Year

Kate Beckinsale - "Live Free or Die Hard" Premiere

There have been quite a few great premieres this year that have been loaded with the sexiest hotties around but none can really match the uber-hotness of Kate Beckinsale's appearance for the "Live Free or Die Hard" premiere as she was escorted with her lucky bastard husband, Len Wiseman. The dress, hair, lips, eyes and buttocks were absolutely perfect. Bravo!

Runner-Up: Rose McGowan - "Grindhouse" Premiere

Worst Hottie Performance of the Year

Jessica Alba - "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer"

Does this require an explanation? Some of you may think that Jessica did a decent job in this but I thought her acting was god awful. Especially in the scene above when she tries to act surprised and frightened that the Silver Surfer was coming. It was such a terrible reaction that the scene practically died for me. Overall, that was a pretty bad one Jess but you're still friggin' hot so I forgive you.

Runner-Up: Linday Lohan - "I Know Who Killed Me"

Best Butt Candid of the Year

Kate Beckinsale - March 2007

Again, Kate Beckinsale takes another win this year with probably the greatest butt-crack candid of all-time let alone just 2007. Unbelievable!

Runner-Up: Jennifer Garner's Thong

Best Sex Tape Rumour of the Year

Elisha Cuthbert's Sex Tape Rumour - September 2007

You guys will probably remember when this happened back on September 11th (of all days) when it was rumoured that a sex tape for the super-sexy Elisha Cuthbert was about to be distributed around the net. I almost pissed myself in excitement and was hoping that it was true (I'm a sad man) but then exactly one week later, it was proven false. I was so disappointed along with the entire male population. We love you Elisha!

Runner-Up: Eva Longoria

Sexiest Nerd of the Year

Tina Fey

This is a woman who requires no introduction to us fans of the nerd hotties that roam this Earth. She is the queen of the nerds and I find that to be the sexiest thing ever. Not only is she the sexiest and most talented writer/actress on television today but her love for geeky stuff including "Star Wars" is a fantasy come true for me. You rock Tina!

Runner-Up: Rosario Dawson

Hottest New MILF of the Year

Salma Hayek

Salma was destined to become the hottest mother of all-time (in the celebrity world anyway) and the prophecy was definitely true as she maintained her legendary sex appeal through her entire pregnancy (the melons were wonderful). We can't wait to see her up and going again in 2008. Congratulations Salma!

Runner-Up: Naomi Watts

Best Sex Scene of the Year

Monica Bellucci & Clive Owen in "Shoot Em' Up"

C'mon, did you guys really expect us to choose any other? This is probably one of the best and hottest sex scenes ever as it includes the following: i) Hottest Actress on the planet ii) Lots of cleavage iii) Gunfights iv) And much more. Monica was so hot in this scene and every man (including myself) wishes they were Clive (Lucky f#ck!) for just this part of the film. If you've been living under a rock for the past year and haven't seen the clip, click on the image above

Runner-Up: Lena Headey and Gerard Butler in "300"

Sexiest TV Star of the Year

Hayden Panettiere - "Heroes"

This was a hard choice this year because I can think of a ton of gorgeous TV leads that could win the title. However, it was definitely the year of Hayden since she has dominated the small screen and our hearts. She practically sealed the deal with her latest "GQ" photo spread and her unflinching sexiness on "Heroes". Well done Hayden!

Runner-Up: Kristen Bell

RIP Hottie Career of the Year

Sarah Michelle Gellar

The photo you see above is the most confusing cover I've ever seen in my life. Sarah Michelle Gellar is the woman of 2008? What the hell is she doing next year? This girl hasn't had a hit in years and her most recent role in "Southland Tales" didn't help one bit since the movie pretty much sucked the big one. Sound the trumpets and bagpipes boys because I don't think SMG's career will recover anytime soon.

Runner-Up: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Most-Anticipated 18th Birthday of 2008

Emma Watson - April 15, 2008

You knew we'd pick her right? Emma's 18th birthday is probably the most-anticipated date in the history of the male gender. For us, it's like the final release of the "Harry Potter" book. Unfortunately, we won't be able to line up anywhere to have our pictures taken with her in a provocative pose. So mark your calendars and chill the Dom Pérignon '53 gents because April is only a few short months away.

Runner-Up: None right now.

Hottie We Want To See More Of In 2008

Elizabeth Banks do I love thee. I can't wait to see what 2008 holds for Liz as she's been offered roles left and right including the upcoming new Kevin Smith film called "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" which could yield some amazingly hot imagery of the starlet. She's without a doubt one of the hottest and most talented actresses working today and she deserves lead roles right this minute.

Runner-Up: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Hottie Lifetime Achievement Award

Monica Bellucci

With this being our first annual "Best & Worst" awards, let this be the first time we have ever crowned a stunning celebrity with the "Hottie Lifetime Achievement" award. No woman deserves it more than Monica who just keeps getting sexier each year by spicing up her film roles and showing as much skin as she can in magazine photoshoots.

If it were up to me, Monica would be the first cloned human ever so I can marry her, have beautiful children with her and have her speak Italian to me while wearing a tight dominatrix outfit....there's an image. We love you Monica and you deserve it all!

Runner-Up: Diane Lane




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1:16AM on 12/30/2007
Holy crap..Elizabeth Banks looks AMAZING. I always thought she was cute, but she's a bonfide hottie now. Oh, and Monica Belluci..I mean just look at those...nose. (Thanks Tom Cervo!)

And I'm so happy to see Ellen Page and Tina Fey on this list. Good work guys!!
Holy crap..Elizabeth Banks looks AMAZING. I always thought she was cute, but she's a bonfide hottie now. Oh, and Monica Belluci..I mean just look at those...nose. (Thanks Tom Cervo!)

And I'm so happy to see Ellen Page and Tina Fey on this list. Good work guys!!
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