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Battle of the Babes #231: Battle of the Shorties

10.25.2012by: Cherry Liquor

I can't say that I'm shocked at the loyal online fan base that Victoria Justice has built. When the teens need to get more out of their "Victorious" viewing experience, they turn to the net. And because dirty old men love a girl who looks both legal and still young, there's the other wave of her demographic. I'm not sure how that will play into the box office returns for her movie, FUN SIZE, but it gave me a great idea for a Battle this week.

Kristin Chenoweth

She can sing, she can dance, she can act, she can be funny as hell, and she does it all coming in at a whopping 4'11" tall. Kristin Chenoweth is has the knockout figure and the huge presence that defies her size. I loved the scene in "Pushing Daisies," where she had to stand on a table to get remotely close to being able to look Lee Pace in the eye. And at 44-years old, I'm beginning to think that in addition to all of her other talents, she's got a little Ben Button syndrome in her.

Kristen Bell

I might have gotten the initial idea for this week's column from the teen angst movie FUN SIZE, but I instantly knew once I was decided to do a Battle of the Shorties that 5'1" Kristen Bell had to be in it or I was never going to hear the end of it from my buddy Thom Williams, a writer/director so dedicated to finding this pint-sized acting phenom the perfect role, he actually wrote one for her. (It's called KISSING KRISTEN and it's fantastic.)

Christina Milian

I've said it before and I've said it again, Christina Milian deserves more publicity, more roles, more everything. After hooking up with a POS that she had a cute baby with (ultimately stalling her career, as those ankle biters seem to do for those who haven't gotten their talons sunk deep enough into Hollywood's flesh), we didn't hear much from the tasty 5'2" taste of mocha goodness. Now Christina is putting herself out there for more promotions and I'm giving her a spot in the Battle because she more than qualifies.

Which pint-sized piece of ass would you most like to get a taste of?

Source: IMDB

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