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12.19.2012by: Salacious Crumb

Before you freak out or have an acid flashback, just remember we've been through this sort of thing once before with real-life anime girl Anastasiya Shpagina. Remember her? Well, that up there is her friend and internet celebrity Valeria Lukyanova, who has turned her body into a life-size Barbie doll, and yes, it's scary as f*ck. Both girls are from the Ukraine, and I hate to further disturb you, but there's plenty more of them popping up as of late. They probably shouldn't have let that evil genetical engineer take over the toy factory. When pictures of Valeria broke out earlier this year, many thought them to be fake, until V magazine recently went out and hunted her down (not literally, unfortunately). “Many people say bad things about people who want to perfect themselves,” she says. “It’s hard work, but they dismiss it as something done by surgeons or computer artists. But I don’t take them seriously. I’m even flattered! It’s what success is like. I’m happy I seem unreal to them, it means I’m doing a good job.” A good job that takes a team effort.

"Hold still, sweetie, you wouldn't want to look ridiculous!"

If there's anything in Valeria's life that's as phony as her appearance, it's her "career path". She's currently a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. Yup. “It’s an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their physical body and travel in their spiritual body, where you can visit any place on the planet and in the universe.” So she spends all this time beautifying and "perfecting" her body, and then leaves it. Yeah, makes sense. Oh, and she's also a singer and mountain-climber. I understand that Barbie has been an inspiration to many young women who wind up working in the industry of fashion or beauty, but this is an all new extreme. What do you think?

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6:10PM on 12/19/2012
AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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11:19PM on 12/19/2012

She's a freak.

The Anime girl is nutty, but at least she only puts make up on to look like that. I read that the Barbie girl actually had surgery to look the way she does.
The Anime girl is nutty, but at least she only puts make up on to look like that. I read that the Barbie girl actually had surgery to look the way she does.
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1:49AM on 12/20/2012

i would tap that

so hard, all night.

i wonder if she sealed up her vagina like a barbie doll too.
so hard, all night.

i wonder if she sealed up her vagina like a barbie doll too.
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10:36AM on 12/20/2012

Am I a bad person

for liking this?
for liking this?
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11:34AM on 12/20/2012

Creepy!

skinny, fake and not sexy at all!
skinny, fake and not sexy at all!
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2:53PM on 12/20/2012
No photos of her in the Bondage Time Barbie outfits? Shame.
No photos of her in the Bondage Time Barbie outfits? Shame.
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4:41PM on 12/20/2012
That's just weird.
That's just weird.
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6:56PM on 12/20/2012
Anime freaks are fop-fop-fopping away looking at these freakish excuses for females.
Anime freaks are fop-fop-fopping away looking at these freakish excuses for females.
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6:59PM on 12/22/2012

I'm an Anime freak and am NOT fop-ing to this

Looks like she had her elbows stuck in place. Horrible that anyone would actually agree to do these procedures.
Looks like she had her elbows stuck in place. Horrible that anyone would actually agree to do these procedures.
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11:53PM on 12/22/2012
I would get all up in those guts, Fingers crossed Valeria Lukyanova has a sex tape in her future.
I would get all up in those guts, Fingers crossed Valeria Lukyanova has a sex tape in her future.
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