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Anastasia Nova dons the teeny bikini to bring you the babe and the bathwater

07.23.2015by: No Cool Handle

Health and fitness waters have adopted cheap beer's marketing strategy. Forget selling it based on what makes it unique from other waters, because everybody really knows the answer to that is jack shit. Instead, don't give the male demographic time to think about that before the blood rushes from the head to... you know. Who better to implement this narrowly focused strategy than the relatively unknown Anastasia Nova. I know I'm supposed to be talking about how ridiculously hot she is, and that's true, but I can't stop thinking about how counterintuitive this is. Who's gonna look at these and think man I love how this company designs their water bottles, or this makes me thirsty for overpriced water. The selling point should be drink this water that Anastasia herself soaked in. Take that Zephyrhills. All that's in your bottles is water.

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Extra Tidbit: F*ck electrolytes
Source: celebrityhive

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