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Alessandra Ambrosio is really trying to get you to watch the Oscars with her

02.23.2015by: ResidentRiddle64

Writing this article isn't going to accomplish anything except for making me really, really sad. You see, I have this strange fantasy in which Alessandra Ambrosio comes to my sketchy, dirty, filthy, ghetto apartment in a gorgeous red dress. I'm wearing my finest suit that was handed down to me after my dad died in that horrible train accident and I've cooked a wonderful meal for her. In my fantasy, we listen to Elton Jon as we eat my world famous pasta salad with corn in it. We end up having sex in all kinds of insane positions, but that's not what really matters. What really matters are those moments that we're eating and listening to Tiny Dancer and looking into each other's eyes. Imagine my shock when I see Alessandra in an insanely sexy dress at something called the Elton Jon AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party. I was in a corner naked killing cockroaches while the Oscars were on and she was out doing other fun things? How sad. How depressingly sad. At least I have these cleavage bearing pics to hold me over until that fateful date actually happens. 

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Source: Got Celeb

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