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Alba's a MIDWF

01.08.2009by: Cherry Liquor
I'm sorry Jessica Alba fans but your former queen has been ruined by motherhood. I hate to say it because being a mommy is supposed to be admirable and all, but in the industry where your looks are your diving board into the pool of fame and fortune, you might want to invest on keeping them up with something other than Photoshop. So instead of being a MILF, you don't end up a MIDWF (I'm sure you can guess the acronym, but I hope it doesn't come off insulting to midwives.)

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2:55PM on 01/08/2009

MIDWF

Mothers I Definately Would F*ck?!?
Mothers I Definately Would F*ck?!?
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2:52PM on 01/08/2009
just wait until bikini season or her next yacht trip to the tropics. then we'll all want to fuck her again.
just wait until bikini season or her next yacht trip to the tropics. then we'll all want to fuck her again.
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2:41PM on 01/08/2009

"Now where did I leave...

my shopping cart full of empty cans? Valet?!"
my shopping cart full of empty cans? Valet?!"
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