January 5, 2009
Body Shop: Amy Smart
Source: MovieHotties

To start off the New Year right I thought hard about what actress I think has been underrated and is due to have a breakout year. Not some new flavor of the week who's being forced down our throats, and not somebody who's already overexposed, but a lass truly worthy of kicking things off with a bit of fresh optimism. At first I was a bit stuck, but then it came to me: AMY SMART!

Check her out in - Crank 2: High Voltage

ASS (6/10):

There isn't much about this delicious young lady that falls short of seriously yummy, but her bum is the exception that proves the rule. It's in as good a shape as possible given what nature provided. As you can see in this NSFW look though, nature wasn't all that kind.

BOOBIES (10/10):

I'll freely admit that Ms. Smart has one of my favorite sets of celebrity breastessess. The pic below on its own I think is in the running for top 5 sheathed boob shots ever. Sure her girls are small, but they are so perfectly formed (NSFW) and suited to her frame that size is nearly immaterial. The Itty Bitty Titty Committee has its Queen.

FACE (8/10):

Love, love, love this face! She's got the girl next door thing going on in spades. Not gorgeous so much as refreshing. The jawline may be a bit man-ish, but those cute freckles and sparkling eyes are awesome. Plus you gotta love a kisser that rocks with or without makeup.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

She's a vegetarian and eco-friendly lass, which in the absence of other info would usually have me leaning toward pain in the ass. Amy seems so damn cool though. Everytime I see her interviewed I just want to jump through the screen and tickle her, or hug her, or...well I'll stop before the restraining order gets here. But what it comes down to is she has surface elements that would typically annoy me, but she transcends them.

CAREER (7/10):

There is some cruel game of fate going on that gave us Amy Smart, Ali Larter, and Jaime Pressley as part of the same basic generation. Because while it is inexplicable to me, folks have a tough time telling the three of them apart. I also think they've all been shuffled more to the background than their talent merits because of that weird dynamic. Still, Smart has landed herself some pretty choice roles in movies ranging from fun to really good, and even in her lesser films has always managed to stand out. So far all she has coming up in theaters is C2:HV, but I'd really love to see her get a shot at a star-making opportunity.

High points: THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, PEACEFUL WARRIOR, CRANK, MIRRORS
Low points: RAT RACE, THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS, JUST FRIENDS

OVERALL (8/10):

If it isn't clear yet, I think Ms. Smart is the bees knees. This despite the fact that she's lacking in the ass department and I am an avowed tuckus lover. She's just got that something that makes you want to watch her on screen, look at her face, and even hang out if the chance was given. Hopefully this'll be the year that Hollywood realizes the hotness bubbling in her tiny frame and takes full advantage.

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R.O.U.S.121 on January 5, 2009, 5:55:49 PM writes

Any breasts size bigger then a B doesn't do it for me. C size is ok but not great. D size is HELL NO!

Lots of guys like big breasts. Not me. Not at all.

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annihilist on January 5, 2009, 1:35:08 PM writes

these body shops always seem to elicit such a strange judgments of T&A. the ass is an 8, easy. give the rack the 6. they're nice and i would never ask her to enhance them, but they are rather compact.

as for the girl as a whole, i thought she was pretty cute in Road Trip. haven't really seen her in much since though.
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poopontheshoes7 on January 5, 2009, 12:49:50 PM writes

Still fucking wrong about the ASS! ARGH!

lol.

yeah she's a hottie.

And to lovembig, tits dont need to be big to be considered perfect. Although 10/10 is stretching it for her.
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lovembig on January 5, 2009, 12:05:34 PM writes

there is no way boobs that small can ever rate higher than a 7.
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razgriz21 on January 5, 2009, 10:11:45 AM writes

Not a fan of blondes, but she is good.

Cute and can actually act.
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Alfamale on January 5, 2009, 9:36:32 AM writes
Nailed it...
I'm not much of a fan of blondes, but I agree that Amy Smart has something that just goes straight to my pelvic region. A special thank you for finally seeing that small breasts CAN be attractive on a woman! Your scores on this one were pretty much right on. I might've bumped her to a 7 in the fanny department -- the jeans shot merits a 7 IMHO. The only other disagreement I have is that I thought she was hilarious in Rat Race as the scorned woman who goes ballistic on her ex. But all-in-all an excellent choice for the year's first BS subject, and fair rankings for Ms. Smart. Kudos!
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ragekorne on January 5, 2009, 8:25:03 AM writes

I love this woman. I know you gave her an 8 and stated your love for this woman too....but in an alternate dimension, if we're hanging out at a bar and she walks in, I got dibs. Biggest dibs ever.

I give her a 10.
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